Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

I was in love with this really great girl, she was amazing. She had her imperfections that turned off some people, and some of my friends didn't understand what I saw in her, but I knew she was the girl for me, I didn't care that she was cross-eyed. It started off great, but only a few months into our relationship I had to cut it off. I was blindsided and heartbroken by what she did, never saw it coming. I realized that during our relationship she was seeing another guy on the side.

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Reading some old jokes here and I saw this. Had to laugh!

Kid came home yesterday and told me this one:
Why don't bears wear socks?
Bc they have BEAR feet.

Love it!

A guy visits a psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy. The guy replies, 'I want a second opinion'. The psychiatrist replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too!'

What do men like on bread but not on (female anatomy)?...

Crust.

Some weird sick joke my grandpa told me as a kid lol

Sick enough not to share!

Hope this isn't too soon...

International Space Station astronauts called Mission Control and said "Houston, you have a problem"

Talley wrote in post #18441039
What do men like on bread but not on (female anatomy)?...

Crust.

Some weird sick joke my grandpa told me as a kid lol

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18441281
Sick enough not to share!

Some of us like crusty old women.

What's another name for an apprentice lineman?

shock-absorber

icopus wrote in post #18442538
What's another name for an apprentice lineman?

shock-absorber

That would describe a censor, too.

One of my faves ߘ

How can you tell which end of a worm is the head?

Tickle the middle and see which end laughs

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint