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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Dec 16, 2017 16:02 |  #7666

Three men walk into a bar, a priest, a rabbi, and a mullah. The bartender looks up and says, "What the heck do you think this is, a joke?"


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Dec 16, 2017 16:11 |  #7667

shocolite wrote in post #18519451 (external link)
Perhaps next time I shall start with "Tom, Dick and Harry"?:-)

What's wrong with the usual Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman?




  
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Dec 18, 2017 14:50 |  #7668

A man ran into the veterinarian's office and said to the receptionist "Help! I think my son's hamster is in serious trouble."

"Hamster?" she laughed. "That's a snake."




  
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Dec 18, 2017 15:24 as a reply to  @ Hoof Arted's post |  #7669

Hey Hoof Arted, I suppose you've seen the youtube (external link) of the horse race won by a nag with a similar name to yours. :)


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Dec 19, 2017 02:40 |  #7670

Concerete spill on Auckland motorway (external link) Motorists told to harden up...


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Dec 21, 2017 09:24 as a reply to  @ Pippan's post |  #7671

Yes, Pippan... I almost went with Feetlebaum, but Hoof doesn't need an intro. :-P




  
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Dec 22, 2017 12:23 |  #7672

Can I just ask everyone for a big favor? Those of you who have placed holiday lights/decorations in your yards, can you please remove anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, push the gun under the seat and put my clothes back on. It's too much drama. Thank you for your cooperation & understanding.

Please keep this up and steal this post as I did... A smile and laugh are a great thing!!

Merry Christmas, y'all!


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Dec 22, 2017 15:21 as a reply to  @ icopus's post |  #7673

Hey, what was your lady passenger doing whilst all this was going on? :twisted:


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Dec 22, 2017 17:40 |  #7674

Ian Mackie wrote in post #18524176 (external link)
Hey, what was your lady passenger doing whilst all this was going on? :twisted:

<--- still won't kiss and tell, but a picture (external link) (SFW) is worth...


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Jan 08, 2018 04:33 |  #7675

icopus wrote in post #18524256 (external link)
<--- still won't kiss and tell, but a picture (external link) (SFW) is worth...

Bro :-P:-P




  
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Feb 01, 2018 19:16 |  #7676

When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.


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Feb 02, 2018 02:34 |  #7677

Pippan wrote in post #18554342 (external link)
When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.

asewome!


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Feb 02, 2018 07:20 as a reply to  @ icopus's post |  #7678

Lauren never looked better.....she was sexy with a capital S.


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Feb 18, 2018 16:49 |  #7679

We bought a little motion activated dealie that said "oink" every time we opened the refrigerator door.

Now we're eating pork chops. Wrapped in bacon.




  
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Feb 18, 2018 17:16 |  #7680

Easter 2018 is on April 1st, April Fools Day...

Or is it?




  
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