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Mar 08, 2018 11:43 as a reply to  @ post 18579908 |  #7696

With well over a million views, I bet someone will put it back on the right path.


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Mar 08, 2018 13:56 |  #7697

A kid was sitting patiently in bed, way past his bedtime, when his mom checked in on him.

"Tim, why are you still awake?

"I'm waiting for dad to read me my bedtime stories."

"Tim, your dad had a super long day and is exhausted. Maybe he can read to you tomorrow."

"But I asked him when he came home and he said that was the last thing he wanted to do today!"


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Mar 09, 2018 12:14 |  #7698

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18579908 (external link)
I think this thread has lost its way.

Perhaps this needle will pull it through.


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Mar 12, 2018 01:06 |  #7699

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to the Oxfam shop to get all of her clothes back.


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Mar 18, 2018 16:28 |  #7700

WIFE: You're shirtless?
ME: Yep.
WIFE: And you're covered in...... cooking oil?
ME: Yep. You keep saying I never glisten.
WIFE: Listen. You never listen.




  
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Mar 18, 2018 16:29 |  #7701

Times are tougher than I realized. We got our state tax refund check but there's a note with it asking us not to cash it until next Friday.




  
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Mar 24, 2018 11:58 |  #7702

"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." -- Andy Rooney


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Mar 26, 2018 05:53 |  #7703


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Mar 26, 2018 07:48 |  #7704

Totally unrelated to photography?




  
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Mar 26, 2018 09:27 as a reply to  @ Roy Mathers's post |  #7705

Totally! He didn't use the word Canon. :-)


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Mar 26, 2018 13:37 |  #7706

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Not even slightly funny. Even if it were on topic it would not be funny.


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Mar 26, 2018 14:21 |  #7707

When the city police, sheriff's department and highway patrol all roll up to your job site at the same time on Monday morning its going to be an interesting day.




  
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Mar 26, 2018 14:25 |  #7708

Hoof Arted wrote in post #18594454 (external link)
When the city police, sheriff's department and highway patrol all roll up to your job site at the same time on Monday morning its going to be an interesting day.

Why is this funny?




  
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Mar 28, 2018 08:41 |  #7709

This joke is not totally unrelated to photography, but I shall post it nonetheless:

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Mar 28, 2018 18:18 as a reply to  @ Roy Mathers's post |  #7710

Dunno Roy Mathers. Maybe my job has twisted my sense of humor but it made me laff.




  
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