Approve the Cookies
This website uses cookies to improve your user experience. By using this site, you agree to our use of cookies and our Privacy Policy.
OK
Forums  •   • New posts  •   • RTAT  •   • 'Best of'  •   • Gallery  •   • Gear
Guest
Forums  •   • New posts  •   • RTAT  •   • 'Best of'  •   • Gallery  •   • Gear
Register to forums    Log in

 
FORUMS Community Talk, Chatter & Stuff The Lounge 
Thread started 26 Sep 2005 (Monday) 09:27
Search threadPrev/next
sponsored links (only for non-logged)

Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
Jonzjob
goodie goodie
Avatar
4,394 posts
Gallery: 220 photos
Likes: 11329
Joined Apr 2012
Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty
     
Jan 23, 2019 11:06 |  #8176

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18796522 (external link)
Why German?

Why indeed, but then again why not? I mean to say, it just wouldn't sond the same with a Brummy accent would it :twisted: Or even Cannock, or Tipton init?


My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
https://johnamandiers.​wixsite.com/johns-w-o-w-1 (external link)
John.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Jonzjob
goodie goodie
Avatar
4,394 posts
Gallery: 220 photos
Likes: 11329
Joined Apr 2012
Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty
     
Jan 23, 2019 11:16 |  #8177

OK, one for the gourmets amongst you? There is bound to be lots on such a sophisticated forum as this?

Does any one know the difference between carbs and lobesters?


My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
https://johnamandiers.​wixsite.com/johns-w-o-w-1 (external link)
John.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Roy ­ Mathers
I am Spartacus!
Avatar
43,850 posts
Likes: 2915
Joined Dec 2006
Location: Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
     
Jan 23, 2019 13:00 |  #8178

Jonzjob wrote in post #18797038 (external link)
Why indeed, but then again why not? I mean to say, it just wouldn't sond the same with a Brummy accent would it :twisted: Or even Cannock, or Tipton init?

Why any accent at all? This is the written word after all :-)




  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
soeren
"only intermitent functional"
942 posts
Likes: 571
Joined Nov 2017
     
Jan 24, 2019 00:51 |  #8179

avondale87 wrote in post #18796862 (external link)
Oh my. Oh my .bw!
We're still laughing DownUnder.
That deserves the prize.
Trouble is, whilst my wife laughed, she then cautioned what might come into play!

I always have the last words in our discussions
"Yes darling"


If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
avondale87
thanks for whoever started this
Avatar
16,658 posts
Gallery: 1473 photos
Likes: 79298
Joined Dec 2010
Location: Tasmania
     
Jan 24, 2019 00:57 |  #8180

soeren wrote in post #18797420 (external link)
I always have the last words in our discussions
"Yes darling"

Now - any self respecting woman would know what that means.
just when she says "fine" you know full well alls not well!! :p



Richard

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Pippan
Cream of the Crop
Avatar
8,560 posts
Gallery: 1274 photos
Best ofs: 1
Likes: 33626
Joined Oct 2015
Location: Darwin, Straya
     
Jan 24, 2019 00:57 |  #8181

I've just invented a new word. Plagiarism!


Still waiting for the wisdom they promised would be worth getting old for.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
soeren
"only intermitent functional"
942 posts
Likes: 571
Joined Nov 2017
     
Jan 24, 2019 08:22 |  #8182

Pippan wrote in post #18797422 (external link)
I've just invented a new word. Plagiarism!

Use it enough and you become a plaquerist


If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
soeren
"only intermitent functional"
942 posts
Likes: 571
Joined Nov 2017
     
Jan 24, 2019 23:42 |  #8183

How do you make Holly water? Boil the hell out of it


If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Spencerphoto
Goldmember
1,079 posts
Gallery: 90 photos
Likes: 1719
Joined Sep 2018
Location: Near Brisbane
     
Jan 25, 2019 00:41 |  #8184
bannedPermanently

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself, "Well this changes everything."


5D3, 7D2, EF 16-35 f/2.8L, EF 24-70 f/2.8L II, EF 24-105 f/4L, EF 70-200 f/2.8L II, EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L II, EF 1.4x III, Sigma 150mm macro, Lumix LX100 plus a cupboard full of bags, tripods, flashes & stuff.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
soeren
"only intermitent functional"
942 posts
Likes: 571
Joined Nov 2017
Post edited over 4 years ago by soeren. (4 edits in all)
     
Jan 25, 2019 02:22 |  #8185

Spencerphoto wrote in post #18798066 (external link)
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself, "Well this changes everything."

Really? were you turned on by it? or was it a turnoff?:lol:


If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Jonzjob
goodie goodie
Avatar
4,394 posts
Gallery: 220 photos
Likes: 11329
Joined Apr 2012
Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty
     
Jan 25, 2019 16:38 |  #8186

My last entry on here was 'supposed' to be

What is the difference between crabs and lobsters and not carbs and lobsters. It's this keyboard. It goes dislequesique when ever I go near it :oops::oops: It must be the keyboard as I never make mastikes.


My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
https://johnamandiers.​wixsite.com/johns-w-o-w-1 (external link)
John.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Spencerphoto
Goldmember
1,079 posts
Gallery: 90 photos
Likes: 1719
Joined Sep 2018
Location: Near Brisbane
     
Jan 25, 2019 17:15 |  #8187
bannedPermanently

Red sky at night: Shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night: Day


5D3, 7D2, EF 16-35 f/2.8L, EF 24-70 f/2.8L II, EF 24-105 f/4L, EF 70-200 f/2.8L II, EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L II, EF 1.4x III, Sigma 150mm macro, Lumix LX100 plus a cupboard full of bags, tripods, flashes & stuff.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Spencerphoto
Goldmember
1,079 posts
Gallery: 90 photos
Likes: 1719
Joined Sep 2018
Location: Near Brisbane
Post edited over 4 years ago by Spencerphoto.
     
Jan 25, 2019 17:16 |  #8188
bannedPermanently

You can't run through a campground. You can only ran.

Because it's past tents.


5D3, 7D2, EF 16-35 f/2.8L, EF 24-70 f/2.8L II, EF 24-105 f/4L, EF 70-200 f/2.8L II, EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L II, EF 1.4x III, Sigma 150mm macro, Lumix LX100 plus a cupboard full of bags, tripods, flashes & stuff.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
Pippan
Cream of the Crop
Avatar
8,560 posts
Gallery: 1274 photos
Best ofs: 1
Likes: 33626
Joined Oct 2015
Location: Darwin, Straya
     
Jan 26, 2019 05:33 |  #8189

I love sequences. I could go on and on and on and on about them.


Still waiting for the wisdom they promised would be worth getting old for.

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
AZGeorge
Goldmember
Avatar
2,668 posts
Gallery: 3 photos
Likes: 761
Joined Dec 2010
Location: Southen Arizona
     
Jan 26, 2019 09:32 |  #8190

Pippan wrote in post #18798684 (external link)
I love sequences. I could go on and on and on and on about them.

Me too! Some think like my unending love of Pi is totally irrational.


George
Democracy Dies in Darkness

  
  LOG IN TO REPLY
sponsored links (only for non-logged)

3,336,398 views & 5,493 likes for this thread, 786 members have posted to it and it is followed by 107 members.
Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)
FORUMS Community Talk, Chatter & Stuff The Lounge 
AAA
x 1600
y 1600

Jump to forum...   •  Rules   •  Forums   •  New posts   •  RTAT   •  'Best of'   •  Gallery   •  Gear   •  Reviews   •  Member list   •  Polls   •  Image rules   •  Search   •  Password reset   •  Home

Not a member yet?
Register to forums
Registered members may log in to forums and access all the features: full search, image upload, follow forums, own gear list and ratings, likes, more forums, private messaging, thread follow, notifications, own gallery, all settings, view hosted photos, own reviews, see more and do more... and all is free. Don't be a stranger - register now and start posting!


COOKIES DISCLAIMER: This website uses cookies to improve your user experience. By using this site, you agree to our use of cookies and to our privacy policy.
Privacy policy and cookie usage info.


POWERED BY AMASS forum software 2.58forum software
version 2.58 /
code and design
by Pekka Saarinen ©
for photography-on-the.net

Latest registered member is Thunderstream
2091 guests, 101 members online
Simultaneous users record so far is 15,144, that happened on Nov 22, 2018

Photography-on-the.net Digital Photography Forums is the website for photographers and all who love great photos, camera and post processing techniques, gear talk, discussion and sharing. Professionals, hobbyists, newbies and those who don't even own a camera -- all are welcome regardless of skill, favourite brand, gear, gender or age. Registering and usage is free.