Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

Pippan wrote in post #18798684
I love sequences. I could go on and on and on and on about them.

And a con man would take them and we'd have consequences

Would it be condescending for me to comment?
Could the con man be a contractor?

under contractual arrangements, the con man is not liable for the consequences of any sequential events arising from such condescending comments

Jonzjob wrote in post #18798445
My last entry on here was 'supposed' to be

What is the difference between crabs and lobsters and not carbs and lobsters. It's this keyboard. It goes dislequesique when ever I go near it It must be the keyboard as I never make mastikes.

Well,as nobody seems to know I will tell you what I heard. Only heard mind you I haven't had any reeal experience of the difference you understand

Lobesters don't itch.

Jonzjob wrote in post #18799235
Well,as nobody seems to know I will tell you what I heard. Only heard mind you I haven't had any reeal experience of the difference you understand

Lobesters don't itch.

mm. I'm thick
I thought your keyboard had gone feral and Googled both crabs and carbs.
My thoughts were from the car tuning days and that ran a blank.
Crabs!! Dumbo me. Everyone knows what they are , even if we've never had them or let on we have

Looking to rehome a small dog. Terrier mix. Beautiful little dog but he barks a lot. If you're interested let me know and I'll jump over our neighbors fence and get him for you.

If I was a criminal in Gotham City the first thing I'd do is unplug that bat signal thing.

A man in New Mexico was arrested for buying a woman food so she would have sex with him. Isn't that called "dating"?

A clothing company has come out with "new" 3-D t-shirts. Big deal. Women have been wearing 3-D t-shirts for as long as I can remember.

If you step on someone's foot they open their mouth just like a trash can.

My son comes home and says
"Daddy, do you know why the birdie went to the doctors?"
I said "No, why?"
Son says "To get a TWEETMENT!"

Heartbroken Dog.....

Hoof Arted wrote in post #18801540
A clothing company has come out with "new" 3-D t-shirts. Big deal. Women have been wearing 3-D t-shirts for as long as I can remember.

You mean as for back as when you took notice during puberty.

https://www.youtube.co​m/watch?v=ujuGKvMSeWA

Hoof Arted wrote in post #18801538
A man in New Mexico was arrested for buying a woman food so she would have sex with him. Isn't that called "dating"?

Ha, how true.