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Feb 11, 2019 19:46 |  #8266

Hoof Arted wrote in post #18809236 (external link)
Happy Valentine's Day to those in love and Happy Thursday to those who are married!

I got that. And a tad too quickly, I'm afraid.


It's my life and I'll get pissed if I want to.
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Feb 11, 2019 21:55 |  #8267

icopus wrote in post #18809342 (external link)
I got that. And a tad too quickly, I'm afraid.

Im married i dont care.


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Feb 12, 2019 03:26 |  #8268

icopus wrote in post #18809342 (external link)
I got that. And a tad too quickly, I'm afraid.

Crabs playing up again?


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Feb 12, 2019 05:50 |  #8269

My wife asked what I'd like to do on Valentine's Day.
"I dunno," I said. "Let's think about it."
"No," she replied. "Let's do something that you can do, too."




  
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Feb 12, 2019 05:51 |  #8270

My wife said she hopes I have something special planned for Valentine's Day. "I'm working on it," I said.
I was surprised when she just smiled and went into the other room.
It surprised me because I thought she'd have a fit when I told her I had to work that day.




  
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Feb 12, 2019 18:16 |  #8271

hqqns wrote in post #18809535 (external link)
Crabs playing up again?

Crawfish down here in these parts. Tis the season, you know.


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Feb 13, 2019 03:51 |  #8272

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Crawfish down here in these parts. Tis the season, you know.

Mmm tasty.


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Feb 13, 2019 05:29 |  #8273

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.

She seemed surprised.


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Feb 15, 2019 20:34 |  #8274

Two photographers on safari are photographing a lion when it notices them and starts to creep closer.

One of the photographers puts his camera down and gets a pair of Nike running shoes out of his bag and starts to put them on.

The second guys says, "Surely you don't think you can outrun a lion?"

"Nope." says the first, "I'm planning on outrunning YOU."


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Feb 16, 2019 02:53 |  #8275

It's difficult to say what my wife does fr a living?

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.


My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
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Feb 16, 2019 16:07 |  #8276

Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. "Sorry," the barman said. "We don't serve minors."




  
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Feb 18, 2019 14:01 |  #8277

A man buys a dozen panties of the same color for his wife. The wife complains, saying "I can't wear the same color all the time because people will think I never change my panties."

And the husband asked "Which people?"




  
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Feb 18, 2019 14:05 |  #8278

My buddy asked his granddaughter if she uses recreational drugs and she asked if birth control pills count.




  
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Feb 18, 2019 14:05 |  #8279

The best thing about what I'm writing right now is that by the time you reach that part where you realize it's meaningless it's too late to stop reading.




  
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Feb 21, 2019 05:48 |  #8280

I heard it's so cold in Montana they froze their Butte off.




  
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