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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Sep 25, 2019 14:56 |  #8731

One fine morning a family of moles was looking out their burrow. Daddy mole took a deep breath and said "I smell pancake syrup." Mama mole took a deep breath and said "I smell honey." Baby mole tried to poke his head out but couldn't because the bigger moles were in the way and said "All is can smell is molasses."




  
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Sep 25, 2019 15:38 |  #8732

My buddy named his new puppy Karma because Karma's a [female dog].




  
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Sep 29, 2019 18:21 |  #8733

Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?!

Me: (hiding bag of tortilla chips) There's been a misunderstanding




  
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Oct 01, 2019 01:45 |  #8734

Funniest thing I've read all week:

Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson calls activist Greta Thunberg a 'spoilt brat'

just about wet myself! :lol:


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Oct 01, 2019 01:57 |  #8735

joeseph wrote in post #18936258 (external link)
Funniest thing I've read all week:

Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson calls activist Greta Thunberg a 'spoilt brat'

just about wet myself! :lol:

The biggest single contributing factor to Global Warming / Climate Change never gets mentioned, although Henry Wales did hint at it the other day.
Halve the worlds population; problem solved.


It never ceases to amaze me how dense intelligent people are.
I’ve had more intelligent conversations with lobotomised amoebas.
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Oct 01, 2019 02:24 |  #8736

john crossley wrote in post #18936261 (external link)
The biggest single contributing factor to Global Warming / Climate Change never gets mentioned, although Henry Wales did hint at it the other day.
Halve the worlds population; problem solved.

And if all those elephants in the room were dispatched there'd be a lot less methane!


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Oct 01, 2019 03:27 as a reply to  @ john crossley's post |  #8737

I was brought up polite so - after you sir!  :p


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Oct 01, 2019 03:52 |  #8738

How you going to work out which half? :lol:


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Oct 01, 2019 03:56 |  #8739

joeseph wrote in post #18936307 (external link)
How you going to work out which half? :lol:

Ask St Greta of the Apocalypse. I think she has a list.


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Oct 01, 2019 04:04 |  #8740

Spencerphoto wrote in post #18936310 (external link)
Ask St Greta of the Apocalypse.

I was thinking more of Thanos, but guess the same applies...


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Oct 01, 2019 12:16 |  #8741

Little boy to Mummy when he had finished

"Mummy, Mummy can I lick the bowl?"

Mummy's reply "NO! You just flush it like everyone else".


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Oct 01, 2019 21:07 |  #8742

Jonzjob wrote in post #18936526 (external link)
Little boy to Mummy when he had finished

"Mummy, Mummy can I lick the bowl?"

Mummy's reply "NO! You just flush it like everyone else".

A lot of those jokes went around,

Mummy Mummy, I hate Daddy's guts.

Shut up and hurry up and eat your dinner.

Mummy, how far to Australia?

Shut up and keep swimming.


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Oct 02, 2019 20:09 |  #8743

My town has their traffic lights set to a Christmas theme all year long and you're sure to stop at each one to enjoy it:
Alternating red, green, red, green...


It's my life and I'll get pissed if I want to.
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Oct 02, 2019 22:49 |  #8744

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is but no one seems to be able to find the Minneapolis




  
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Oct 02, 2019 23:07 |  #8745

Ltdave wrote in post #18937435 (external link)
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is but no one seems to be able to find the Minneapolis


The way I heard it:

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is but no one seems to know where the Minneapolis.

:lol:


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