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Dec 13, 2019 13:51 |  #8896

If people from Poland have Polaroids; do people from Hemel Hempstead have Haemorrhoids.


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Dec 13, 2019 15:02 |  #8897

john crossley wrote in post #18974566 (external link)
If people from Poland have Polaroids; do people from Hemel Hempstead have Haemorrhoids.

Stay away from people from Sterling


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Dec 14, 2019 01:36 |  #8898

OhLook wrote in post #18974470 (external link)
What's a stonker? I suspect British slang.

Well, as I noted, once you have seen something like this, you can’t un-see it

Here is the word included in a headline in one of our national papers today:

'A huge great stonking mandate': Resounding win by Boris Johnson's Conservatives in U.K. election

https://nationalpost.c​om …for-brexit-election-win-2 (external link)


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Dec 14, 2019 04:24 |  #8899

Gregsiem wrote in post #18974817 (external link)
'A huge great stonking mandate': Resounding win by Boris Johnson's Conservatives

What does that say about BoJo?


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Dec 14, 2019 04:26 as a reply to  @ Pippan's post |  #8900

Hmmmm. World's Greatest W***er?

-ond- fits, alphabetically speaking :-P


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Dec 14, 2019 04:30 |  #8901

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.


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Dec 14, 2019 04:37 |  #8902

NixEre wrote in post #18974860 (external link)
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm no so sure.


It never ceases to amaze me how dense intelligent people are.
I’ve had more intelligent conversations with lobotomised amoebas.
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Dec 14, 2019 04:40 |  #8903

NixEre wrote in post #18974858 (external link)
Hmmmm. World's Greatest W***er?

You might as well put in the ANK; nobody in America knows what it means.


It never ceases to amaze me how dense intelligent people are.
I’ve had more intelligent conversations with lobotomised amoebas.
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Dec 14, 2019 04:48 as a reply to  @ john crossley's post |  #8904

Problem is, when they see something they don't understand they tend to be offended only to be on the safe side just in case


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Dec 14, 2019 04:52 as a reply to  @ john crossley's post |  #8905

Geee - not even how to choke the one eyed trouser snake ? And that's Pacific ...


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Dec 14, 2019 04:56 as a reply to  @ soeren's post |  #8906

Think we need to change our STATUS BY POST COUNT before that upsets anyone:rolleyes:! :-D


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Dec 14, 2019 06:04 |  #8907

Avoid procrastination! Soon!


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Dec 14, 2019 07:10 |  #8908

I went to this restaurant on the moon last week.
Great food but no atmosphere


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Dec 14, 2019 07:42 |  #8909

In this context I've made a slight Correction
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Pippan wrote in post #18974857 (external link)
What does that say about BloJo?




  
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Dec 14, 2019 16:00 |  #8910

ROFLMAO this whole page!



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