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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Sep 29, 2020 01:00 |  #9586

There were two cannibals in the woods eating a clown when one turned to the other and says, this taste funny to you?


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Sep 29, 2020 15:59 |  #9587

If a cow were to laugh would milk come out it's nose?


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Sep 29, 2020 19:23 |  #9588

Two guys are in an elevator.
One of them farts.
Everybody knows who did it.




  
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Sep 30, 2020 01:44 |  #9589

dangermoney wrote in post #19131932 (external link)
Two guys are in an elevator.
One of them farts.
Everybody knows who did it.

? I don’t ? :rolleyes:

Was it Number One or Number Two ? :cry:


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Sep 30, 2020 01:54 |  #9590

wasn't me...


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TF posting: here :-)

  
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Sep 30, 2020 02:00 |  #9591

Neither would notice if it were I because I have rose water farts 8-)


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Sep 30, 2020 02:57 |  #9592

Be weary of awakening the title fairy...


some fairly old canon camera stuff, canon lenses, Manfrotto "thingy", and an M5, also an M6 that has had a 720nm filter bolted onto the sensor:
TF posting: here :-)

  
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Sep 30, 2020 06:44 |  #9593

Don't forget that it may mean something different in the land of Donald Duck Joesehp :rolleyes:


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Sep 30, 2020 20:33 |  #9594

"I know what you're thinking, but it was here when I got on."


It's my life and I'll get pissed if I want to.
"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar." - E.R. Murrow

  
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Sep 30, 2020 20:56 |  #9595

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?


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Sep 30, 2020 21:55 |  #9596

Pippan wrote in post #19132445 (external link)
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

I'll get banned for life if I make a suggestion :-P



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Oct 01, 2020 01:08 |  #9597

Pippan wrote in post #19132445 (external link)
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows


If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!

  
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Oct 01, 2020 01:11 |  #9598

Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”


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Oct 01, 2020 02:50 |  #9599

soeren wrote in post #19132534 (external link)
Nobody knows

:-)


Be the person your dog thinks you are.

  
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Oct 01, 2020 03:07 |  #9600

Groan!! I am truly glad that I didn't trype those 2 in Soreen :eek::eek:

They even make mine sound funny :rolleyes:


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