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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Nov 22, 2020 23:10 |  #9706

Thanks to autocorrect, one in five children will receive a visit from Satan this Christmas.


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Nov 23, 2020 02:39 |  #9707

Pipan, what in Hell's name has that got to do with Christmas mate. It's bin cancelllled due the conora .


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Nov 23, 2020 02:52 |  #9708

There was a young poet from Peru
Who's limericks ended at line two


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You've got the face of an angel and the willy of the Loch Ness monster.

  
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Nov 23, 2020 04:47 |  #9709

Courtesy of Giles Brandreth.




  
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Nov 24, 2020 04:13 |  #9710

john crossley wrote in post #19156097 (external link)
There was a young poet from Peru
Who's limericks ended at line two

That didn't give him much to do,
so he decided to add a line,
or two.


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Nov 24, 2020 06:55 |  #9711

What do you call an ice hut with no toilet?
An ig.


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Nov 24, 2020 07:26 as a reply to  @ Pippan's post |  #9712

That's funny.

But if you actually did have a toilet then I'm not sure how well the poop would go being flushed using ice cubes.

It's LOOnatic to even consider.


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Nov 27, 2020 00:07 |  #9713

A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."


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Nov 27, 2020 01:46 |  #9714

Pippan wrote in post #19158177 (external link)
A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."

:lol::lol:


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Nov 27, 2020 03:53 |  #9715

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son.

When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now"

My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?"

I replied "No --- I've got his girlfriend pregnant"


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Nov 30, 2020 00:33 |  #9716

I swapped all of the labels around on the wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.


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Nov 30, 2020 02:11 |  #9717

WorkingClassHero wrote in post #19159524 (external link)
I swapped all of the labels around on the wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

You're not going to curry favour with Rosemary by such a move...


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Nov 30, 2020 02:13 |  #9718

joeseph wrote in post #19159543 (external link)
You're not going to curry favour with Rosemary by such a move...

No, he's a bit of a dill. :)


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Nov 30, 2020 03:00 |  #9719

If a parsley farmer gets sued,
can they garnish his wages?



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Nov 30, 2020 03:01 |  #9720

I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle...
..it became herby.



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