A man walked into a doctors. Obviously very disturbed and upset!
He told the doc that he was at his wits end and that he was so afraid because he had Hermes!!!
The doctor sat him down and tried to relax him and told him that he had got the name wrong and that possibly he may have herpes and it wasn't a big problem.
The bloke burst out again saying that he was mistaken and that he definitely had Hermes.
Once again the doc tried to calm him and once again the bloke broke down and tried to explain that he was wrong.
The doc once again tried to convince him and finally asked why the bloke was so sure?
The bloke told the doc that he was sure he had Hermes because he was a carrier.