The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976543
Do I detect a contest in the making?

As long as there is hope of me getting a better Title, I am game...

jay125 wrote in post #17976538
No, not really Moose, I mean you can probab....no, you're right. It sucks for pretty much everything. Sorry man.

I wouldn't even be able to nail one of my own Muffins if they ever saw my title. Luckily, they're not prone to hang out in photography forums.

Haha... "prone."

LV Moose wrote in post #17976548
I wouldn't even be able to nail one of my own Muffins if they ever saw my title. Luckily, they're not prone to hang out in photography forums.

Haha... "prone."

PRONE! I first read it as Prune. My bad.

Prunes will be important in your life soon enough. Don't rush it.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976548
I wouldn't even be able to nail one of my own Muffins if they ever saw my title. Luckily, they're not prone to hang out in photography forums.

Haha... "prone."

You're safe I'm sure. Do your muffins even own shoes? Surely they know little of readin' or writin' or interwebbin'.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976555
Prunes will be important in your life soon enough. Don't rush it.

At my age, I don't rush anything really, except the pace to the bathroom.

PineBomb wrote in post #17976557
You're safe I'm sure. Do your muffins even own shoes? Surely they know little of readin' or writin' or interwebbin'.

Well that was uncalled for. Most of the Muffins are actually quite sophisticated and educated. Many were recruited from Ivy League schools.
Intelligent women are often more stimulating.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976564
Well that was uncalled for. Most of the Muffins are actually quite sophisticated and educated. Many were recruited from Ivy League schools.

I knew an Ivy League once. Man could she dance.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976564
Well that was uncalled for.

Haters gotta hate, I guess...

jay125 wrote in post #17976565
I knew an Ivy League once. Man could she dance.

Those days are behind you, slick. I think you're in the I.V. league now.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976571
Those days are behind you, slick. I think you're in the I.V. league now.

True dat, bro....true dat.

LV Moose wrote in post #17976564
Well that was uncalled for. Most of the Muffins are actually quite sophisticated and educated.

It certainly was uncalled for, but talk about an interesting choice of words. ^^^

I try not to make sweeping statements. There are a couple that never made it past the first year of junior college. But it's all good; they're taking correspondence classes, at the Mosque's expense. We offer many employment benefits.

I have to remind you all that the TF has shown a tendency to make people wear their chewing gum on their noses. If you don't like your titles, remember, they're derived from your very own words. As such, view them as the equivalent of medieval lepers ringing their bells and calling "Unclean, Unclean" when you're in the frum at large. I, personally, would strongly advise you to NOT try to carry your infantile behaviour from here to any other threads. There are worse titles than the ones you currently are wearing. "BANNED" is one of them, and trying to drag other threads to the depths you've lowered this one is a good way to get that title.

Jon wrote in post #17976625
I have to remind you all that the TF has shown a tendency to make people wear their chewing gum on their noses. If you don't like your titles, remember, they're derived from your very own words.

My current title isn't so bad, but it didn't come from my chewing gum. All I did was post a spider photo. This title doesn't seem to be a punishment. However, it does have a disadvantage. The other day, I posted a reassurance about spiders, addressing someone in Wildlife Photo Sharing, I guess it was, who was excessively afraid of them. The title "Spiderwoman" may have suggested that I'm an expert on spiders, which I am not, or that any effort of mine to improve spiders' public image could be discounted because it came from a gung-ho spider fancier.

I still think the worst of the custom titles lower the tone of forums.