The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

Immaculens wrote in post #17977196
Best title I've had in some time ~ I'll be more scarse and 'Mostly Lurking'. That is the current plan. Cheers ~

Cream of the Crop? That's just sick and wrong...You must have really irritated someone.

flowrider wrote in post #17977391
Change me! (please)

Careful what you wish for, Grasshopper...

jay125 wrote in post #17977575
You must have really irritated someone.

That's why there's 'Fairy Cream'...........

I wonder if I can get Bob at the Pickle Emporium to TYPO>stuck(stock) this stuff, sales are soooo slowww.

-Douglas- wrote in post #17977596
That's why there's 'Fairy Cream'...........

I wonder if I can get Bob at the Pickle Emporium to stuck this stuff, sales are soooo slowww.

Hmm, tough call. The current proprietor is pretty particular about his/her pickles. But I'd buy some.

-Douglas- wrote in post #17977596
That's why there's 'Fairy Cream'...........

I wonder if I can get Bob at the Pickle Emporium to stuck this stuff, sales are soooo slowww.

Who's Bob?

jay125 wrote in post #17977647
Hmm, tough call. Current propietor is pretty particular about his/her pickles. But I'd buy some.

Fixed it again, sorry.

Chet wrote in post #17977662
Who's Bob?

Yeah! Who's Bob?

I guess I must remind folks of BPE's illustrious history. I blame the public school system for the decay in real worldly pickle knowledge.

Chet wrote in post #17977722
I guess I must remind folks of BPE's illustrious history. I blame the public school system for the decay in real worldly pickle knowledge.

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Well...I can't un-read that or unsee those photos*. Thanks Chet. I'll never make the mistake again. My previous post and correction has been corrected once again to reflect the latest information.

*Photography related topic.

jay125 wrote in post #17977647
Hmm, tough call. The current proprietor is pretty particular about his/her pickles. But I'd buy some.

It makes a good pickle dip also, not that I've tried it myself ya know, but the lab rats are still healthy. I'd accept a check!

Chet wrote in post #17977662
Who's Bob?

I as far as I can tell, with my limited scool'n, Bob was an abnormal guy who liked to fish but could only catch Perch. He was partners
with Norman and best friends with Louis. Bob told Norman, Louis was a stranger so they could secretly take over the emporium.
Bob was jealous of Norman's fishing abilities and devised a way to 'sink Norm's ship', so-to-speak. Evidently the plan worked, but had repercussions.
Bob, passed away from bad karma and was buried with a fish. That's when Louis stepped in, found the secret pickle recipes hidden in Bob's desk, and the rest is history.?

-Douglas- wrote in post #17977911
I as far as I can tell, with my limited scool'n, Bob was an abnormal guy who liked to fish but could only catch Perch. He was partners
with Norman and best friends with Louis. Bob told Norman, Louis was a stranger so they could secretly take over the emporium.
Bob was jealous of Norman's fishing abilities and devised a way to 'sink Norm's ship', so-to-speak. Evidently the plan worked, but had repercussions.
Bob, passed away from bad karma and was buried with a fish. That's when Louis stepped in, found the secret pickle recipes hidden in Bob's desk, and the rest is history.?

Bob's is actually an acronym for Bottom of the Barrel. Most of Bob's best product comes from the bottom of some type of barrel, be it pickle barrel or dumpster. A pickle only becomes a BPE pickle after it's been through the shop. Norm's ashes disappeared from the employee break room shortly after his passing, it's been rumored to have been dumped into the brine that's been used since BPE started over 100 years ago. I think it's why BPE has been so popular, It's packed fresh with a bit of Norm in every recycled bottle.

Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

Chet wrote in post #17977926
Bob's is actually an acronym for Bottom of the Barrel. Most of Bob's best product comes from the bottom of some type of barrel, be it pickle barrel or dumpster. A pickle only becomes a BPE pickle after it's been through the shop. Norm's ashes disappeared from the employee break room shortly after his passing, it's been rumored to have been dumped into the brine that's been used since BPE started over 100 years ago. I think it's why BPE has been so popular, It's packed fresh with a bit of Norm in every recycled bottle.

Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

Thank you for sharing, Chet.

So Bob's body was found in a dumpster or the bottom of a pickle barrel or both, hmm, interesting and sad at the same time.
But sad first, then interesting, ...or baffling.

-Douglas- wrote in post #17978913
So Bob's body was found in a dumpster or the bottom of a pickle barrel or both, hmm, interesting and sad at the same time.
But sad first, then interesting, ...or baffling.

I'm not sure Bob is dead, as he wasn't a person. It's an acronym, and acronym's don't die. Norm? He's dead, and his ashes have gone places ashes just shouldn't go.

jay125 wrote in post #17979000
He's dead, and his ashes have gone places ashes just shouldn't go.

They digest well. Norm was always a very giving man.

Chet wrote in post #17977926
Bob's is actually an acronym for Bottom of the Barrel. Most of Bob's best product comes from the bottom of some type of barrel, be it pickle barrel or dumpster. A pickle only becomes a BPE pickle after it's been through the shop. Norm's ashes disappeared from the employee break room shortly after his passing, it's been rumored to have been dumped into the brine that's been used since BPE started over 100 years ago. I think it's why BPE has been so popular, It's packed fresh with a bit of Norm in every recycled bottle.

Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

Who in the world is Norm??????