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Immaculens wrote in post #17998942
Sam & Tony popped by. As we are great hosts we served them crumpets & tea.
When they insisted on Moose Mosque Muffins for 'free'... things got a little interesting behind the scenes... but that is not my story to tell....

Cheapskates! Nice things are worth paying for.

Ian Mackie wrote in post #17998948
Cheapskates! Nice things are worth paying for.

I know, right?

Immaculens wrote in post #17998942
Sam & Tony popped by. As we are great hosts we served them crumpets & tea.
When they insisted on Moose Mosque Muffins for 'free'... things got a little interesting behind the scenes... but that is not my story to tell....

Ian Mackie wrote in post #17998948
Cheapskates! Nice things are worth paying for.

I would have helped myself but Sam grabbed them all. It was too late when he realized that they had been soaked in Chet's Pickle Juice!

Is Chet's new name Pickle Juice? If so, why? Angry birth parents?

Jake is the only person known to have seen her in the flesh. I'm pretty sure he went away, too. Funny how that happened.

Immaculens wrote in post #17998942
Sam & Tony popped by. As we are great hosts we served them crumpets & tea.
When they insisted on Moose Mosque Muffins for 'free'... things got a little interesting behind the scenes... but that is not my story to tell....

You obviously should have offered tea and strumpets. It could have alleviated the unpleasantness.

LV Moose wrote in post #17999081
You obviously should have offered tea and strumpets. It could have alleviated the unpleasantness.

The Strumpets expired October 2015... I mean sure we still serve them to Jay & Chet's friends when they visit but I tried serving them to Sam & Tony and they zoned right in on the Best Before Date.

Had to give them Bubbygator's crumpets...

Then a Muffin walked in wearing bedhead and a robe and poured some cereal and well... until the investigation is over I can't say more... publicly

Are you sure it was an authentic Moose Mosque Muffin? Doesn't sound like their typical behavior or mode of dress and appearance. Check credentials next time. Well, maybe she was off the clock.

Immaculens wrote in post #17999090
The Strumpets expired October 2015... I mean sure we still serve them to Jay & Chet's friends when they visit but I tried serving them to Sam & Tony and they zoned right in on the Best Before Date.

Had to give them Bubbygator's crumpets...

Then a Muffin walked in wearing bedhead and a robe and poured some cereal and well... until the investigation is over I can't say more... publicly

Sam and Tony are from Jersey...My friends will eat almost anything...emphasis "almost"

AND I'm watching Jail Las Vegas. So far I only saw one CO with a Canon around his neck, but I don't think it's Moose

LV Moose wrote in post #17999094
Are you sure it was an authentic Moose Mosque Muffin? Doesn't sound like their typical behavior or mode of dress and appearance. Check credentials next time. Well, maybe she was off the clock.

Off the clock. She had earphones on and didn't know we had company...

jay125 wrote in post #17999095
AND I'm watching Jail Las Vegas. So far I only saw one CO with a Canon around his neck, but I don't think it's Moose

Pro'ly not. Every time a film crew comes in and starts shooting, I try to stay out of the line of fire. I have no desire for the proverbial 15 minutes of fame.

LV Moose wrote in post #17999099
Pro'ly not. Every time a film crew comes in and starts shooting, I try to stay out of the line of fire. I have no desire for the proverbial 15 minutes of fame.

Well, not to embarrass you, but your jail is HUGE.

And everyone seems pretty nice.

jay125 wrote in post #17999100
Well, not to embarrass you, but your jail is HUGE.

And everyone seems pretty nice.

We try to put on a good face. And yeah, it's a good sized facility, upwards of 3,500 inmates.

LV Moose wrote in post #17999102
We try to put on a good face. And yeah, it's a good sized facility, upwards of 3,500 inmates.

Damn. Well, they only showed the booking area and the nice blue holding cells. Seems like a nice place. Perhaps a contract with Moose's Mosque Muffins might cheer the place up a bit.

Immaculens wrote in post #17999098
Off the clock. She had earphones on and didn't know we had company...

Ok. Please tell me the robe wasn't sheer black lace with the Moose Mosque logo on it; those things are not to leave the premises. A second offense calls for a flogging.