The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

LV Moose wrote in post #18004176
• Description of a Couch and a Sofa:

• A couch usually has no arms or has only one arm.

• A sofa has two arms and a back.

• Purpose:

• A couch was originally used for lying down. Nowadays, we use it as a chair.

• A sofa is used for sitting like a normal chair.

• Size:

• A couch can seat two or three people.

• A sofa can seat four or more people. So, a sofa is bigger than a couch.

• Places used:

• A couch is more informal that it is used mostly in private places such as a living room in a house.

• A sofa can be used in a home, an office, or a clinic without a problem.

By this definition, I have a sofa in my living room. I don't have a clinic without a problem.

PineBomb wrote in post #18004437
Then you are wearing a sofa.

Well THIS is awkward and embarrassing. Why does nobody ever compliment my sofa when I wear it?

I think your logic may be flawed.

jay125 wrote in post #18004439
Well THIS is awkward and embarrassing. Why does nobody ever compliment my sofa when I wear it?

You already spent too much time pondering it. Don't waste any more of your day ... on this anyway.

PineBomb wrote in post #18004443
You already spent too much time pondering it. Don't waste any more of your day ... on this anyway.

Good suggestion. Thanks.

jay125 wrote in post #18004434
I have a jean jacket.

Does it have rhinestones, and a unicorn embroidered on the back?

LV Moose wrote in post #18004456
Does it have rhinestones, and a unicorn embroidered on the back?

Of course not. It's an embroidered penguin.

LV Moose wrote in post #18004456
Does it have rhinestones, and a unicorn embroidered on the back?

Rhinestones in the shape of a "Moose Muffin"!

daverator wrote in post #18004492
Rhinestones in the shape of a "Moose Muffin"!

Tastefully applied on the pockets, of course.

LV Moose wrote in post #18004456
Does it have rhinestones, and a unicorn embroidered on the back?

jay125 wrote in post #18004490
Of course not. It's an embroidered penguin.

You bedazzled your sofa?

Erik S. Klein wrote in post #18004574
You bedazzled your sofa?

First kid on the block to do it!

"You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier."

-DeadPool

CyberDyneSystems wrote in post #18004759
"You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier."

-DeadPool

I have GOT to see that movie.

jay125 wrote in post #18004791
I have GOT to see that movie.

I was avoiding it, did not think I'd like it. was scared they'd make it too dark, (like Superman etc) and couldn't imagine what they could do with that maniac character. Didn't want to see another "joker" this time trying to be funny etc. etc.. (this opinion was formed of course long before it was released)

Then when it did come out and the reviews were saying it was good, a student of mine who's opinion I really have NO faith in, kept telling me it was good. he also told me that Superman Vs Batman was good. This convinced me that DeadPool was therefore worse than "Bad".

I finally caved when it showed up on Amazon streaming, DeadPool himself exaplins in the first few minutes that it's not a "Superhero movie" and well, what it is actually really works! ...and then I watched it four times in a week! It's a lot of fun.

#driveby

CyberDyneSystems wrote in post #18005246
I was avoiding it, did not think I'd like it. was scared they'd make it too dark, (like Superman etc) and couldn't imagine what they could do with that maniac character. Didn't want to see another "joker" this time trying to be funny etc. etc.. (this opinion was formed of course long before it was released)

Then when it did come out and the reviews were saying it was good, a student of mine who's opinion I really have NO faith in, kept telling me it was good. he also told me that Superman Vs Batman was good. This convinced me that DeadPool was therefore worse than "Bad".

I finally caved when it showed up on Amazon streaming, DeadPool himself exaplins in the first few minutes that it's not a "Superhero movie" and well, what it is actually really works! ...and then I watched it four times in a week! It's a lot of fun.

#driveby

Pretty much what I'm hearing from my friends. It's not the movie they thought they were going to see, and left loving the movie. One of my employees was glad she didn't take the kids, but thought the movie was amazing. I'll check Amazon and see if it's still streaming. I hate going to theaters, I prefer my living room. when watching a movie.

I've crossed into the "officially old" category. I was thinking Clint and Dead Pool..... I had to resort to google to get up to date on the current Dead Pool.