The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

LV Moose wrote in post #18022950
It doesn't usually make me grumpy. In fact for about the first seven days I feel better and have more energy than before I started. Then I start to drop. One thing... around day three or four, every food commercial on TV begins to look good. My wife thinks it's funny, because she'll catch me saying, "Ooo that looks good," about every food item I see.

That's good. Well best of luck to you!

LV Moose wrote in post #18022950
It doesn't usually make me grumpy. In fact for about the first seven days I feel better and have more energy than before I started. Then I start to drop. One thing... around day three or four, every food commercial on TV begins to look good. My wife thinks it's funny, because she'll catch me saying, "Ooo that looks good," about every food item I see.

And the purpose of the punishment you're putting yourself through is?

Ian Mackie wrote in post #18022971
And the purpose of the punishment you're putting yourself through is?

Gotta lose weight so I look better and have more stamina for the Muffins. Why else?

LV Moose wrote in post #18023000
Gotta loose weight so I look better and have more stamina for the Muffins. Why else?

Would it be a true and accurate statement the reason you're in the shape you're in is directly attributable to the Muffins themselves?

Only the blueberry kind.

LV Moose wrote in post #18023161
Only the blueberry kind.

Mmmm...Blueberry

That could be the punchline of a joke about some guy named Barry.

LV Moose wrote in post #18023219
That could be the punchline of a joke about some guy named Barry.

Sorry. 14 hours later and I just can't make a joke about Blue Barry. Depression, Ice Cream, even Smurf's. Nothing.

Unless his last name is Hill. Blue Barry Hill.

jay125 wrote in post #18023746
Sorry. 14 hours later and I just can't make a joke about Blue Barry. Depression, Ice Cream, even Smurf's. Nothing.

Unless his last name is Hill. Blue Barry Hill.

Think of a different spelling of "blue". Geez. Do I have to 'splain everything?

LV Moose wrote in post #18024075
Think of a different spelling of "blue". Geez. Do I have to 'splain everything?

Bleau?

I knew I should have been more specific.

LV Moose wrote in post #18024075
Think of a different spelling of "blue". Geez. Do I have to 'splain everything?

Yes you do have to 'splain every single de-tale

Chet wrote in post #18024078
Bleau?

LV Moose wrote in post #18024125
I knew I should have been more specific.

Yep

LV Moose wrote in post #18024075
Think of a different spelling of "blue". Geez. Do I have to 'splain everything?

Bleu? Like the cheese? What does cheese have to do with Barry?

Did Barry cut the cheese? well, that's just silly talk... let's be serious here...