The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

Immaculens wrote in post #18029290
Oh and 2 things we never seem to hear the doctor say:

"Hmm... I'm concerned you are not eating enough red meats..."

"Hmm.. I think you should ease up on the fruits and veggies"

Bonus round: "Whoa Tiger! Slow down on the fiber and water intake!"

"You could use more sun. Here's a bottle of baby oil, slather it on and lay out for at least three hours."

"Your penis wasn't made to wear a raincoat. Just stay off public toilet seats, and you'll be fine."

This conversation reminds me a bit of this;
http://www.nbc.com …ideo/bad-idea-jeans/n9937

CyberDyneSystems wrote in post #18029315
This conversation reminds me a bit of this;
http://www.nbc.com …ideo/bad-idea-jeans/n9937

13 hours. Pretty impressive CDS.

We should start a hall-of-fame.

Fame???

Wouldn't Hall of Shame be more appropriate?

Oh, yeah. My bad.

LV Moose wrote in post #18029754
Oh, yeah. My bad.

Well the clock started... Moose has the lead with one documented hour.... shame...

Can't this be retroactive? At least since Jay's been killin' it.

sure - how many hours do we start at?
I'm too lazy to go back and see what the record is

Me too. Make Jay do it.

I think Ian and Charles kept tallies...

Oooo. Chuck would be perfect for this project. I believe Ian will have his "hands full" interviewing prospective Muffins for the new Moose Mosque on the Rock that I have in the works.

You have no idea how hard it was to get a building permit for that particular spot in Gibraltar. Building a road to it is gonna be a project, too. I'm considering a tram or cable cars.

LV Moose wrote in post #18029883
Oooo. Chuck would be perfect for this project. I believe Ian will have his "hands full" interviewing prospective Muffins for the new Moose Mosque on the Rock that I have in the works.

You have no idea how hard it was to get a building permit for that particular spot in Gibraltar. Building a road to it is gonna be a project, too. I'm considering a tram or cable cars.

Depending on how exclusive it is, you may just want a helicopter pad...

I could make a joke about helicopter pads, but it would be in poor taste.

Anyway, I want the MM's to be accessible to the common man. Well behaved, well groomed, but common.

LV Moose wrote in post #18029956
I could make a joke about helicopter pads, but it would be in poor taste.

way da exercise your discernment... this thread is all about good taste and decorum