Others are to fill in the next line.
I say "Once upon a time, in an enchanted forum forest......."
and then someone who knows adds something.
"There lived a beautiful woman, whose only wish was to be immortalized as the master of fate. A photographer happened by, Jake as legend has it, and took her photo. To this day, it is the only known image of the creature known today as the Title Fairy..."
Jake asked the creature "Oh great Fairy, what is it that you would do should you be loosened upon the membership of POTN?"
"I would bestow upon the mortals constantly changing names, but only when I deem appropriate, and never when asked" she professed.
"And what becomes of those who try to become you?"
"Many have tried" she responded with a wink.
"Tried and failed?"
'Tried and died, Jake. Their titles are forever cursed."