The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

Chet wrote in post #18336324
We went on vacation with family. I was informed I get to shoot my nieces wedding (for free). Like I'm supposed to feel honored and privileged. Knowing how to use a camera can be a curse. Sure I would have to make the 600 mile commute to go to the wedding, but now I'll have to bring gear and a happy attitude. Not sure I can pull off the happy attitude. I should tell her 200 images max of the entire event.

Quite the deal telling you that you GET to shoot the wedding pics.

Come on folks, trying top save a few $$$ and not even feel like they should have to pay you.

I bet they did not even offer to pay your hotel bill either, am I right or am I right?

Inspeqtor wrote in post #18336554
Quite the deal telling you that you GET to shoot the wedding pics.

Come on folks, trying top save a few $$$ and not even feel like they should have to pay you.

I bet they did not even offer to pay your hotel bill either, am I right or am I right?

You are so right, I bet your first name is "Always"

Ian Mackie wrote in post #18336574

Inspeqtor wrote in post #18336554
Quite the deal telling you that you GET to shoot the wedding pics.

Come on folks, trying top save a few $$$ and not even feel like they should have to pay you.

I bet they did not even offer to pay your hotel bill either, am I right or am I right?

You are so right, I bet your first name is "Always"

hmmm I did it again didn't I?

Inspeqtor wrote in post #18336577
hmmm I did it again didn't I?

Doesn't make you a bad person Charles.

Ian Mackie wrote in post #18336588

Inspeqtor wrote in post #18336577
hmmm I did it again didn't I?

Doesn't make you a bad person Charles.

Right now I wish I could dig a hole and hide...............

Inspeqtor wrote in post #18336602
Right now I wish I could dig a hole and hide...............

Chet's nephew has shovel...

Chet wrote in post #18333095

LV Moose wrote in post #18336699
Chet's nephew has shovel...

I think it would be better if the nephew had a guitar and a dinosaur. My 2 cents.

jay125 wrote in post #18336715
I think it would be better if the nephew had a guitar and a dinosaur. My 2 cents.

I've been led to believe you have no cents.

LV Moose wrote in post #18336863
I've been led to believe you have no cents.

Very soon when he's out of work, but just temporary until he starts selling his prints for megabucks ..... or until he becomes a Mr. Muffin at one of your establishments.

Ian Mackie wrote in post #18336935
Very soon when he's out of work, but just temporary until he starts selling his prints for megabucks ..... or until he becomes a Mr. Muffin at one of your establishments.

The males are called Stud Muffins, not Mr. Muffins. C'mon, man.

LV Moose wrote in post #18336966
The males are called Stud Muffins, not Mr. Muffins. C'mon, man.

EXCUSE ME! Jay and Stud in the same sentence? I think not.

I had to knock a stud out to get to some pipes this weekend. Couple whacks with a hammer and the stud be gone. Course, if I had a stud muffin maybe I could have done it in a single whack?

gjl711 wrote in post #18337050
I had to knock a stud out to get to some pipes this weekend. Couple whacks with a hammer and the stud be gone. Course, if I had a stud muffin maybe I could have done it in a single whack?

So, you battered a male victim with a deadly weapon, and robbed him (also with the use of a deadly weapon) of an undisclosed number of "pipes," presumably the type used in the
smoking of illicit drugs, and you are in possession of said illegal paraphernalia?

Guilty as charged I reckon Your Honour

You, too???