Naw, see, this is a great time to make up a whole bunch of bizarre American customs to show your new friends. "It's customary that the lady of the house shotguns three beers in quick succession when the party starts. It brings good luck."
You're so bad.
Good idea. The upstairs has glass floors, I am hoping for skirts.
Well, duh, yeah, uh huh, yes, yes I am 






