So yesterday was my day off...

so I decided to walk around town to get out of my apartment for once. my neighbor from next door constantly pops in, mooches off my food in the refrigerator, and likes to hang out inside my apartment all day. he's kind of a doofus. i noticed this all-american restaurant that just opened at the corner of the block, owned by a pakistani man that just moved to the country. i decided to go in, but to my surprise there was nobody inside. as the great humanitarian that i am, i told him to fix me up the best dish he could possibly make. although the food was delicious, i suggested to him that he might want to change the restaurant into a pakistani restaurant to stand out from the rest. he gladly took my suggestion, and renovated the restaurant. sadly, it was a huge failure, he got deported, so i decided to continue my comedy act at the local club to make money, my best friend george tried cheating on his IQ test with my ex-girlfriend elaine and got caught, so now we're just eating at the local diner.

thanks for reading.

ninetwentynine wrote in post #12796798
so I decided to walk around town to get out of my apartment for once. my neighbor from next door constantly pops in, mooches off my food in the refrigerator, and likes to hang out inside my apartment all day. he's kind of a doofus. i noticed this all-american restaurant that just opened at the corner of the block, owned by a pakistani man that just moved to the country. i decided to go in, but to my surprise there was nobody inside. as the great humanitarian that i am, i told him to fix me up the best dish he could possibly make. although the food was delicious, i suggested to him that he might want to change the restaurant into a pakistani restaurant to stand out from the rest. he gladly took my suggestion, and renovated the restaurant. sadly, it was a huge failure, he got deported, so i decided to continue my comedy act at the local club to make money, my best friend george tried cheating on his IQ test with my ex-girlfriend elaine and got caught, so now we're just eating at the local diner.

thanks for reading.

Are you that bored?

or perhaps we are the ones who are bored for commenting?

thanks for reading guise.

ok seinfeld this time.

yawn.

what show is next? do "two and a half men" next

jobv2 wrote in post #12802892
what show is next?

Soap (an oldie but a goodie...)

No.... Do two and a half man...

Over the weekend , I took a 3 hour boat cruise . Now I'm stuck on a uncharted island with six other people . But Mary Ann does look fine ..

CountryBoy wrote in post #12805284
Over the weekend , I took a 3 hour boat cruise . Now I'm stuck on a uncharted island with six other people . But Mary Ann does look fine ..

lucky you. at one point i worked for fedex as a systems engineer. one day i was on a plane that crashed and i ended up on a tropical island, all by myself. nobody to talk to. i was rescued finally, and boy do i feel lucky

at least you had other people to talk to.

CountryBoy wrote in post #12805284
Over the weekend , I took a 3 hour boat cruise . Now I'm stuck on a uncharted island with six other people . But Mary Ann does look fine ..

has skipper killed Gillian yet?

It was a dark and stormy night...

No soup for you!!

ninetwentynine wrote in post #12796798
so I decided to walk around town to get out of my apartment for once. my neighbor from next door constantly pops in, mooches off my food in the refrigerator, and likes to hang out inside my apartment all day. he's kind of a doofus. i noticed this all-american restaurant that just opened at the corner of the block, owned by a pakistani man that just moved to the country. i decided to go in, but to my surprise there was nobody inside. as the great humanitarian that i am, i told him to fix me up the best dish he could possibly make. although the food was delicious, i suggested to him that he might want to change the restaurant into a pakistani restaurant to stand out from the rest. he gladly took my suggestion, and renovated the restaurant. sadly, it was a huge failure, he got deported, so i decided to continue my comedy act at the local club to make money, my best friend george tried cheating on his IQ test with my ex-girlfriend elaine and got caught, so now we're just eating at the local diner.

thanks for reading.

With so much time on your hands you could learn how to structure a sentence to make it easier to read

^ i find run-ons allow the readers to finish the story lol.