i just got a job as a hand model.
i was having dinner with my parents at a nice restaurant, but they kept nagging me about being unemployed so i got up out my seat and bumped into some pretty woman, spilling her bag at the same time. as i helped to pick up her items, she holds my hands and analyzes them while asking me if i ever done any hand modeling. i told her no, and she gave me her business card. soon later i was in the studio getting my pictures taken with my lovely hands. they handed me a check right after, and it was 20k just for 30 minutes of work (crazy!). this really pretty woman asked if i wanted to go out sometime, and i agreed. but then later i went to see my best friend (cause he was at the today show promoting a donation program for goodwill) and i was in his backroom making fun of his puffy shirt. he looked like a freaking pirate! his girlfriend got mad for some reason though, and pushed me into a hot iron (which i ended up burning both my hands with). and that was the end of my hand modeling career, thanks for reading.
