It's 2am: 25th Edition... Spam Sandwich

L.J.G. wrote in post #14050993
But it's all in good fun, None of us mean it when we take the mickey out of anybody. Well, nearly all of us, I'm not too sure about MOko's rat eating stalker friend, he's a bit different.

Of course. That is why for a new comer we could come off as a bit rude

Chet wrote in post #14051356
Guy at work said the bulls have the ring and a chain cause it's your only protection if they charge. You step on the chain and that ring hurts so the bull stops.

Momentum could be the killer there Chet! When the bull lifts your foot off the chain he can do a lot of damage to your nether region, just like that shot above

wuzzittoya wrote in post #14051108
We're calling her "Football" because she's pregnant - very wide in the middle at this point. She is an absolute sweetie. So is her brother. At this point we're trying to trap a half-wild dog, too. Apparently people were evicted at the top of the hill and just set all their house pets "free" when they moved rather than taking them to a shelter, etc. Duchess and George found us, but the dog has been living by its wits though it recently found the cat food on the front porch. We're worried it will turn chicken killer if we don't catch it, retame it and feed it.

Hope that doesn't mean what I think it does

wuzzittoya wrote in post #14051309
You have to wonder if those people are operating on all cylinders...

Only if you fail you arent

vipergts831 wrote in post #14050949
Pfft. Moko doesnt matter. He is but neither here nor there


Just giving you a hard time

I totally mean what I say. She disappeared and we were all sad So cruel

As for the rest of you, don't try to rationalize my behavior or make excuses for me. It's part of my charm, and I will not have it trivialized!

I have never seen a bull with a nose ring. We put rings in the noses of the only two pigs we attempted to raise when I was growing up in hopes of getting them to quit grounding out the fence and running through it. It didn't solve a thing.

Now I'm trying to look for pictures of that bull...

Pretty sure I haven't seen any bulls with rings in their noses. Was surprised, actually to see how most of the bulls I meet tend to just be laying in their fields or contentedly munching on grass. Don't see anything too scary from the ones I've met so far.

wuzzittoya wrote in post #14050908
So SPAM saves lives? Who woulda thunk it?

Whateva! Without your daily dose of spam, you'd go loco en la cabeza!!

I haven't been running on all cylinders for years.

L.J.G. wrote in post #14051382
Momentum could be the killer there Chet! When the bull lifts your foot off the chain he can do a lot of damage to your nether region, just like that shot above

Some farmers are fat, not those cute little tight pants wearing bull fighters.

MOkoFOko wrote in post #14051390
Hope that doesn't mean what I think it does

Ummm... we have no idea who the father is if that's what you mean. Does it mean we have another stray cat living around here? Yes, but outside since he's still "intact."

L.J.G. wrote in post #14051425
I haven't been running on all cylinders for years.

Check the dipstick, may be running low.

A quick word from our notorious sponsor...

MOkoFOko wrote in post #14051424
Whateva! Without your daily dose of spam, you'd go loco en la cabeza!!

I skipped a day here and there lately...

Am I the only person who thinks iPhoto for the iPad looks fantastic??

Dang contact lenses are dry. Whales are mammals, do they have nipples?