So, you want to take pictures of birds in your backyard but you didn’t buy a birdfeeder.
When you don’t have a birdfeeder, the birds have to forage for food.
When birds have to forage for food, they get angry.
When birds get angry, they don’t like to have their pictures taken.
When birds don’t like their pictures taken, they fly into the bushes.
When they fly into the bushes, you can’t get a good a shot of them and then you get angry.
Don’t get angry buy the birds in your backyard a birdfeeder.


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