None of the options work for me, either. I have the 5DIII. It's OK. The 6fps bothers me more than I expected, but I guess I should have anticipated that coming from the Mark IV. I wish I had a 7D with the Mark IV frame rate and the 5DIII AF and ISOs, because it would not only be a lot cheaper than a 1Dx, but it also would actually be available for purchase.
I am a gear-o-holic, I have to upgrade! Now I sleep with MKIII as my wife left.
so much hate for people who are so happy with their new camera. I don't need to justify myself to the haters, they just secretly wish they could shoot with a 5D3 - and if not, why do they continue to dwell on it and those who own one hmm ? 

Hopefully me too.




