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Some of the best lines you can get away with in Photography?

 
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Sep 20, 2012 14:48 |  #16

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Well, that could go a few different ways... ^ :p

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Sep 20, 2012 20:20 |  #17

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"I need to flash you" <--- said to a teenage girl, lol...took a while to explain what I meant to her father xD

Worst (non-photography) was when helping at a paintball field. I will killing time between games and relaxing, so I was up at the fill station helping rentals. The high pressure air tanks have a fill "nipple" in the regulator that you attach the fill line to.

Girls hockey team was in that afternoon.
I told a player to "Turn it around so I could get at the fill nipple".
Girl's over reactive mother mishears and over reacts.
Girl's over reactive mother lunges at me and I'm suddenly scared for my life.
220lb man in his mid 20s is saved by the ~14 year old teen screaming at her over reactive mother.
A few weeks later girl returns and I meet her father, as girl now refuses to let her mother come with her to the paintball field.


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Sep 20, 2012 21:06 |  #18

Along the lines of shooting...

"Honey, I'm going outside to shoot the kids."


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Sep 21, 2012 09:29 |  #19

Luckless wrote in post #15021098 (external link)
Worst (non-photography) was when helping at a paintball field. I will killing time between games and relaxing, so I was up at the fill station helping rentals. The high pressure air tanks have a fill "nipple" in the regulator that you attach the fill line to.

Girls hockey team was in that afternoon.
I told a player to "Turn it around so I could get at the fill nipple".
Girl's over reactive mother mishears and over reacts.
Girl's over reactive mother lunges at me and I'm suddenly scared for my life.
220lb man in his mid 20s is saved by the ~14 year old teen screaming at her over reactive mother.
A few weeks later girl returns and I meet her father, as girl now refuses to let her mother come with her to the paintball field.

Isn't this the woman who caused a scene in a restaurant because the chef carving the turkey offered her a slice of breast?




  
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Sep 21, 2012 21:22 |  #20

Taking pictures of my sister in law and her family for them, a large group shot, when I hear granny tell her daughters and grand daughters "tits UP girls!"

I wish I could get away with that one. Took awhile to recompose, the shot and myself.


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Sep 22, 2012 22:18 |  #21

When I was in HS, I couldn't even throw a ball straight... So now I shoot HS athletes.


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Sep 23, 2012 00:31 |  #22

Please, PLEASE for the love of all that is holy...no more "shoot" jokes...that's the most overused "joke" in photography. :)


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Sep 23, 2012 01:56 |  #23

I shoot myself today. :rolleyes:


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Sep 23, 2012 09:35 |  #24

LowriderS10 wrote in post #15030217 (external link)
Please, PLEASE for the love of all that is holy...no more "shoot" jokes...that's the most overused "joke" in photography. :)

And here I thought that was the "Tripod" joke.




  
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