Had a gig this morning where I was brought in to video the Joyce Kaufman Show because she was being taped by a crew from another country doing a story on how talk radio affects politics and the upcoming US election, Joyce having been taken out of context and attacked by media before and having a considerable amount of distrust of them wanted to have her own wall to wall video copy of show just to keep them on the up and up and for her YouTube channel.
I arrived at the station almost two hours before she would go on-the-air got two cameras setup one the studio with a tight shot of Joyce and one in the control room with a wider shot through the glass to pickup her and the anchor who would be asking questions while the show proceeded.
Now in this station no one is authorized to connect anything to the board because they are uber sensitive about anyone getting near anything that could cause silence, which is not golden in broadcasting.
My solution is to jack into one of the guest headphone jacks in the studio with a TRS cord, run that to a passive matchbox that converts the nominal 32 ohm impedance of the head phone bus up to 200 ohms and lowers the output to microphone level and from there I connect a wireless ice cube to get the audio out to the cameras.
Having completed this task and with time to spare I left the station and go to Sadie’s a local eatery which has one of the best breakfast menus in North Broward.
So there I am sitting a Sadie’s about half way through my foot long smoked sausage, scrambled eggs and their oh so good give you a heart attack home fries when the phone rings and on the other end is one of the stations production crew members and the conversation went something like this, the crew from XYZ television has a major problem, all they have is XLR stuff and they cannot figure how to connect to the headphone bus, is there any chance you can come back over here NOW and help them out?
In the back of my mind I am thinking f’em, if one fly’s a crew across the ocean and that crew has not prepared for every possible contingency, oops too bad for them, but the front part of my mind reminds me of the term goodwill and knowing the station is hosting them and I working for the shows host cheerfully tell the caller I will be right there and hang up, after which knowing I have a solution mumble to myself f’em let them sweat a little while I finish breakfast.
I arrive back at the station about 20 minutes before going live and the cameraman is in a bit of a jam, she has Joyce and her talent lav’ed up but her producer wants to record program audio to be used later to sweeten up the production but having no way to adapt to a ¼ inch TRS plug to XLR she was up against a hard spot, I asked her can your camera handle a line input, the answer being affirmative I then advised her I have a solution and I could tell by the "look" I received that comment took a whole bunch crap off of her shoulders.
The solution was simple, not pretty nor perfect but simple, I jacked a nine dollar ¼ inch to XLR adapter into the headphone amp added a gender bender so the XLR cable would connect to her camera whereupon she put on headphones and smiled a very pretty 30 something smile.
I love keeping the ladies happy. 
I am almost embarrassed to post this picture as it shows a real piece of Southern Engineering with the red gaffers tape on the TV taking the weight of the adapter off of the headphone amp but should serve as a reminder to anyone who wants to do video and audio in the real world to be prepared for anything the world tosses at you, in the theoretical world this should never happen nor would it be acceptable, but in the real world chit happens and one must always be prepared to work around it.
Wayne




