I got quite a few:
1.) Baby photos... Can't stand them. I understand people are proud of their children, but we don't need to see your kid every single day. I don't mind excessive dog and cat photos, though
3.) High fashion "poses"... Crooked back, weird arm positions, bent legs, etc... You know the type.
4.) Microadjustment... I wish lenses would just come perfect from the factory and not require any! I find it hard to believe they can't calibrate all bodies to a single tight standard of tolerance, and do the same with lenses throughout the entire zoom range.
5.) Waiting for UPS/Fedex/USPS with camera gear... That counts, right?