So this is the only photo that I took on New Years Eve (yeah, I had a good time
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Anyways the one photo turned out to be gold. This single image confirms without a doubt, one of my long running conspiracies:
Steve Jobs Lives!
He faked his illness and subsequent death in order to break free from the Silicon Valley jail that he had constructed around himself.
He secretly yearned to be like Paul, and live the life of a roaming rockstar.
This incredible image proves that Steve Jobs is still around playing a mean bass guitar.
Please look for yourself!
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