I Ordered a 5D Mark III... But Got Laminate Flooring Instead - Dell.com

Now please return the 5DIII to the good OP and accept your wood.

dexy101 wrote in post #15469684
Nope sorry, my 5DIII came today and it wasn't wooden flooring.

I've been desperately trying to wind in a wood related gag about the banding on Canon's sensors, and my attempts to make then varnish, but despite many tries at polishing, I've just got nothing.

Jalal - I've got your camera though. 5D Mark Tree:

sploo wrote in post #15474201
I've been desperately trying to wind in a wood related gag about the banding on Canon's sensors, and my attempts to make then varnish, but despite many tries at polishing, I've just got nothing.

Jalal - I've got your camera though. 5D Mark Tree:

(good luck with getting it resolved though)

Excellent

5D Mark Tree = AWESOME!

I had never seen such a treemendous photo of it before now.

With as much as these things cost I'm surprised they don't have exotic wood inlays as aftermarket accessories.

mikeinctown wrote in post #15474302
With as much as these things cost I'm surprised they don't have exotic wood inlays as aftermarket accessories.

I wood never buy anything with wood inlay. Lamborghini with wood inlay...take it back, give me a Honda. :P

OP, did you buy this with a credit card? Could you not just dispute the charges and let Dell sort it out with the CC company?

Dell is the CC company, OP used his Dell preferred account. Dell is the only one to deal with in this case.

I refrained from commenting in this thread but the 5D Mark Tree won me over. Hope you get your camera soon OP. Other than this thread sprouting up, it can't be much fun going through this.

dexy101 wrote in post #15469684
Nope sorry, my 5DIII came today and it wasn't wooden flooring.

When this is all over ask the OP for his "new flooring" as you need to replace grandmas carpet pronto

You used a credit card right? Sequoia credit card company and tell them whats up. (makes more sense in a Jersey accent)

Dannybegood wrote in post #15474393
When this is all over ask the OP for his "new flooring" as you need to replace grandmas carpet pronto

ZING!

I just hope he doesnt get so mad he goes Bonzai at the Dell people.

JakAHearts wrote in post #15474405
You used a credit card right? Sequoia credit card company and tell them whats up. (makes more sense in a Jersey accent)

The Jersey accent did it!

Image if OP gets the camera and then a month later, he wants to redo flooring and orders a few boxes and it ends up being a 5D Mark tree with 24-105 L mug.

vrjosh wrote in post #15474650
The Jersey accent did it!

Well, the OP is from New Jersey.