It's Already 2AM: 34rd Edition. Canon force is strong. Switch, Nick did not. YOLO !!

DTBaan wrote in post #15962127
dang, looks like you can fit it in your pockets

there ya go Farlet, a good and affordable traveling tripod.

oh and here's my other toy hehe

Sweeeet! Nikon rules!

jdizzle wrote in post #15962819
Nice. It has a Domke look to it.

my lord.

good morning heh

jdizzle wrote in post #15962833
Sweeeet! Nikon rules!

yes!! Nikon is sweet alright with all those cookies

jdizzle wrote in post #15962819
Nice. It has a Domke look to it.

hehe Thanks, it's nice but I kinda wish the locks were not buttons

DTBaan wrote in post #15962832
that's a nice looking manures bag for a cheap cost! size looks as small as my canon gadget bag so I guess I can reflect how yours is

Thanks, I chose this one since I am only planning to have 5 lenses and maybe another tiny body...

DTBaan wrote in post #15962839
yes!! Nikon is sweet alright with all those cookies

Maybe Julian serves a Splenda version?

monk3y wrote in post #15962843
hehe Thanks, it's nice but I kinda wish the locks were not buttons


Thanks, I chose this one since I am only planning to have 5 lenses and maybe another tiny body...

ahhh. a p&s? :P

Blurr Cube wrote in post #15962846
Maybe Julian serves a Splenda version?

that's even more sweet :P

hey there Farlet

DTBaan wrote in post #15962871
ahhh. a p&s? :P

that's even more sweet :P

hey there Farlet

a small P&S like body but with interchangeable lens Oly Pen or Panasonic whatever

something like this... it's a mock up

monk3y wrote in post #15962891
a small P&S like body but with interchangeable lens Oly Pen or Panasonic whatever

something like this... it's a mock up

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cant see hehee

Uh oh... I've been asked to read a poem for the School Day Out program tomorrow at the school- that I wrote about what it'd be like if I tried to fix a diesel truck. I'm not sure if they'll think it's funny, or wonder if I got my 'crazy' setting set to 'full retard'.


Why I Am Not A Mechanic
-Darin Vance


I had no idea what was wrong with the truck
it would appear that I was just plain outta luck.
I was not aware of the implications
if the pistons were not in their proper formations
if the flippers' floppers were not properly tripped,
and the floppers' flippers' switches were not properly flipped,
I didn't know which wire to snip!

By then I was wishing the motor wasn't missing,
and wondering why the thingajiggy was hissing!
if the truck disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke,
I didn't know just what injectors to poke!
if the spritzer's sprockets were in the wrong pocket,
then I wasn't sure which one of the dockets
should be plugged into the third-from-left wocket.

Looking back and predicting what would happen next,
I'm pretty sure it would have been a safe bet,
that the truck would explode right in my face
and almost blow me up to outer space.

The explosion, it rocked all the windows and floors,
it blew down mailboxes, and knocked over doors.
I don't remember what happened next,
except rescuing my mechanic's hat
and seeing the appearance of the poor pet cat.
The next thing I know, the air hose explodes,
and smacks the poor cat square in the nose.
The poor creature turned with a hiss and a squall,
and the next thing it spied was my overalls.
Apparently they looked really safe inside,
because that's where the critter tried to hide.
I jumped around and began to beg,
whilst it made laps inside my pants legs.

The next thing I know, my nose is in an oil pan,
and out on the lawn was a news crew's van
with mechanical experts from Fotta-Fa-Zoo,
telling the audience what not to do!
"He pushed the wrong plunger! He pulled the wrong plug!"
one expert shouted, while clutching his mug.
Another cut in and began to chatter,
explaining the cause of the commotion and clatter.
"The walla-wa-zooza was painted green,
so it should have plugged into slot number three!
The fizzalagooga was programmed as such,
that the engine's exhaust packed way too much punch!"

Soon the whole neighborhood was gathered there,
the entire town council, and even the mayor!
They weren't quite sure whether to hide or stare
(Probably on account of my burnt crispy hair.)
Then the Sheriff showed up, and with an important air,
said, "My fellow, you've given us all quite a scare!
And while we're all really glad that you're still alive,
I'm afraid I must give you a terrible fine!
The exhaust pipe flew off and hit Riley's dog,
the engine contaminated the cranberry bog!
The oil that I'm sure you can plainly see,
has leaked down the road and right into the street!
Mr. Jones, who was walking to the mailbox and back,
got hit in the head by a flying cat!
So for disturbing the peace, and frightening three clowns,
I'm afraid we can no longer have you in town.
However, IF you agree to never play mechanic,
and don't mess with an engine, or make the town panic,
then I'm sure that you can stay,
for a couple days, anyways.
We're confiscating your wrenches and sockets,
since you no longer have to adjust your trucks' sprockets."
He wished me well, and went on his way,
and the town assured me that I could stay,
(If I just stayed out of the way).

About that time, I awoke in a panic,
and that is why I am not a mechanic.

http://www.flickr.com …s/janjasinski/8​812220764/

heh.

DTBaan wrote in post #15962127
oh and here's my other toy hehe

Very nice. Even though I'm Canon, I'm sorta jealous, lol.

As pseudo-Ken Rockwell, I must ask, do you enjoy the elephant phallus hide grip (which, of course, is now standard on all Nikon DSLRs)??

monk3y wrote in post #15962278
where's the like button? awesome!!!

I was thinking that too, lol. I think we're too conditioned to FB.

DTBaan wrote in post #15962771
if you have a 5d3 you can rate it

Dang, and I wanted to get me one of those too!

monk3y wrote in post #15962807
I just took delivery of a rather nice bag from Ebay... I bought it for $40 and I think my gear fit's on it perfectly

Awesome looking bag, Steven. And it's a steal for $40!

Harm wrote in post #15963029
http://www.flickr.com …s/janjasinski/8​812220764/

heh.

that photo should be explored

he's the kid w/the rebel and white lens right? :P

krepta wrote in post #15963035
Very nice. Even though I'm Canon, I'm sorta jealous, lol.

As pseudo-Ken Rockwell, I must ask, do you enjoy the elephant phallus hide grip (which, of course, is now standard on all Nikon DSLRs)??

I was thinking that too, lol. I think we're too conditioned to FB.

Dang, and I wanted to get me one of those too!

Awesome looking bag, Steven. And it's a steal for $40!

nasty

i do like it, but i prefer canon's rubber ;p

D. Vance wrote in post #15963014
Uh oh... I've been asked to read a poem for the School Day Out program tomorrow at the school- that I wrote about what it'd be like if I tried to fix a diesel truck. I'm not sure if they'll think it's funny, or wonder if I got my 'crazy' setting set to 'full retard'.

Darin, not that im ignoring you, its just too damm long to read atm. i will get to it after i'm done with some work ;p

DTBaan wrote in post #15962834
my lord.

good morning heh

Haha!

DTBaan wrote in post #15962839
yes!! Nikon is sweet alright with all those cookies

The cookie of the day is double fudge chocolate chip!

monk3y wrote in post #15962843
hehe Thanks, it's nice but I kinda wish the locks were not buttons


Thanks, I chose this one since I am only planning to have 5 lenses and maybe another tiny body...

My Billingham has the button type lock.

Blurr Cube wrote in post #15962846
Maybe Julian serves a Splenda version?

Yes! We have a large selection of cookies for diabetics.