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May 13, 2013 19:27 |  #1

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May 13, 2013 20:48 |  #2

Two lenses walk into a bar...


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May 13, 2013 23:41 as a reply to  @ Scott M's post |  #3

....and the bartender says....


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May 13, 2013 23:55 as a reply to  @ KirkS518's post |  #4

"You're both looking sharp tonight, but your date has some major distortion on her wide end"

Not sure I get where this was going but figured I'd go along.




  
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May 14, 2013 00:07 as a reply to  @ barfbaggs's post |  #5

Those are typical remarks heard when visiting the Lens Creep Bar & Grill...



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May 14, 2013 00:20 |  #6

Husband and wife photog's are about to leave on a shoot. The wife is trying to shove a 500mm lens into her back pocket. She turns to the husband and says...

"Does my glass look big in this?"


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May 14, 2013 00:57 as a reply to  @ BarrySpug's post |  #7

After many years of marriage Husband turns to wife and says, "Your lens used to have a small aperture". Wife turns to Husband and says, "Well, your lens used to have a telephoto zoom....". :)


Sorry folks, that's all I could come up with off the cuff...


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May 14, 2013 04:17 |  #8

The joke with the baby photographer.

I love that joke. I don't even need to say it, it's THAT funny...


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May 14, 2013 08:33 as a reply to  @ Tiberius's post |  #9

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May 14, 2013 09:27 |  #10

Any Canon 75-300 consumer grade lens


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May 15, 2013 10:37 |  #11

I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

A long time ago when I worked in a photo lab, a guy came in to pick up some prints of his naked wife. I had a peek at the pics as I handed them over.
"Would you like the negatives?" I asked.
"Yes please," he said sheepishly.
"She's got saggy boobs and a huge bum" I replied.




  
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May 15, 2013 15:25 |  #12

cthetoy wrote in post #15934555 (external link)
I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

A long time ago when I worked in a photo lab, a guy came in to pick up some prints of his naked wife. I had a peek at the pics as I handed them over.
"Would you like the negatives?" I asked.
"Yes please," he said sheepishly.
"She's got saggy boobs and a huge bum" I replied.

That is AWESOME.

On a side note, my wife used to work at Walmart's photo lab and they had to screen for these types of shots and discard them. The people's faces when they couldn't get their pictures was always comical. Most thought no one ever looked that the pictures. And from what my wife told me, it was usually people in middle age that brought the photos in.


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May 15, 2013 15:33 |  #13

"Quantaray" :lol:


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May 15, 2013 15:33 |  #14

cthetoy wrote in post #15934555 (external link)
I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

A long time ago when I worked in a photo lab, a guy came in to pick up some prints of his naked wife. I had a peek at the pics as I handed them over.
"Would you like the negatives?" I asked.
"Yes please," he said sheepishly.
"She's got saggy boobs and a huge bum" I replied.

LOL!!


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May 15, 2013 15:36 |  #15

thanks for the chuckle


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