I had quite a day today. It started by heading down to Fairfax to get my free oil change...figured it would end up at P-Nats park in Woodbridge to see Bryce Harper rehabbing. Then I read he had moved up to Harrisburg and was playing IN BOWIE, Md. I live in Bowie. So I got my oil change and headed to Bowie stadium. I got there at 2pm, game time 7:05...because you see...I have a plan. Bryce had tweeted a while back about loving Cap'n Crunch and the Wash.Post had ran a story about it a few days back. So I got a box of his fave kind and a fresh baseball. It's not easy to get Harpers autograph...so I figured I needed a gimmick, since I don't have a kid.
2:30pm he shows up and parks down by the visitors locker room/clubhouse place. I drive down and park outside because you can't go past the fence. He had his beautiful white Benz. I got out of my car, lifted that cereal over my head like an insane person, and screamed "Bryce! I brought you some cereal...will you sign my ball?". He yelled back some crap about having to go in, and pointed to the stadium and said "inside!". So I sat...waited a while..thinking maybe he would change his mind and realize a person as crazy as I was deserved an autograph...I am the only person there..come on. Well no luck.
So at 530pm I go wait for the gate to open. Bag check lady asks about the cereal...no food allowed in the park. I told her...Bryce knows I have this and told me to bring it inside...we have a trade working. She was cool and let me in with it. Went down to the visitors side where they warm up and waited. He came out around 6:35 and walked us a few times...ignoring. Ran some warmups and stretches and chatted with the other players. Finally...about 10 minutes prior to game time he walked over...like 10 yards from me...signed about 8 things...then walked straight to me....and the box of cereal...signed my ball and one other and then went to the dugout. LOTS of children got dissed...but I got my signature. That is pretty much the opposite of how it would have gone without that box of cereal. Thanks Cap'n! He did not take the cereal...because obviously I am a crazy stalker and he probably thought I'd poisoned it...well that is cool. I understand, Bryce.
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