How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
50!
...one to change the bulb, and 49 to say "I could have done that !"
What's the difference between a large pizza and a photographer?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4...
...hmm i dont like that second one quite so well
gee girl you got that totally wrong. it takes 1, the 49 will be photographing the event 


, but sometime we all just want to say get a room you two... 




