David Stallard wrote in post #16213612
17 . . . . wow! 'almost' legal
Sorry if this offends but I have to share:
It's official - I'm going straight to hell, no stopping on the way, an express trip all the way - why?. . . .
As I came in from work I noticed 2 Jehovah's doing the door to door thing and heading my way. Sure enough 10 minutes later the doorbell rings, rings again and then again grrrrr so I open the door:
me: "hi sorry my husband isn't home yet"
1st J: blank stare and very long silence. . . . .
me: "I take it your here for the oral sex and multiple orgasm's?"
Both - turn around and walk away without even saying goodbye.
No I don't know why I said it, told Cory when she came in and I can still hear her chuckling downstairs now. As I said - Me - I'm off to hell lol
thats a lot more creative than I get when they come a knocking at my door, I just tell them to **** ***!