Red Ring Tupperware Party, Autumnal Equinoctal Edition (24)

Chet wrote in post #16673950
Feathers make great down for comforters.

When I was a wee young'un I had a joke book. One of the jokes went something like this:

"How do you get down from an elephant?"
"You don't. You get down from a duck!"

That damn joke confused the hell out of me for years!

thomascanty wrote in post #16673965
When I was a wee young'un I had a joke book. One of the jokes went something like this:

"How do you get down from an elephant?"
"You don't. You get down from a duck!"

That damn joke confused the hell out of me for years!

Good one. My 6 year olds favorite joke he tells everyone is:

"What's the babies favorite constellation?"
"The big diaper!"

And then he laughs hysterically.

thomascanty wrote in post #16673965
When I was a wee young'un I had a joke book. One of the jokes went something like this:

"How do you get down from an elephant?"
"You don't. You get down from a duck!"

That damn joke confused the hell out of me for years!

I don't git it.

Chet wrote in post #16674176
Good one. My 6 year olds favorite joke he tells everyone is:

"What's the babies favorite constellation?"
"The big diaper!"

And then he laughs hysterically.

I would have though it would have been something like Ophiuchus.

thomascanty wrote in post #16673925
Is it Thanksgiving again already?

I wish I was closer. I want one of those sammiches...

Not Thanksgiving again, just have turkeys in the freezer that need to be roasted. I get a big one from work every Christmas, but every holiday meal is hosted at someone else's house and they do the bird. Figured it was high time to cook one and have my own leftovers.

Turkey time!

Hmm.... something's wrong with the railroad again. Every train that has gone through this afternoon, in either direction, has gone through at maybe 15 mph. There had been crews out working on the switch here yesterday, and every train using the siding had to stop and someone visually inspected the switch. But the train that just went through was on the main line.

gjl711 wrote in post #16674185
I don't git it.

"You get down from a duck." Down = undercoat feathers, as in "down jacket," "down sleeping bag." It was years before the meaning of that one downed on me. I mean dawned on me.

http://www.youtube.com …?v=7lu81z2E6pE&​feature=kp

Ya know, when that music first came out I was not a fan but the more I listen the better it gets.

The only thing I liked about disco, was Donna Summer.

LV Moose wrote in post #16675728
The only thing I liked about disco, was Donna Summer.

What about disco duck?

gjl711 wrote in post #16675956
What about disco duck?

Like I said..

I think if I had to listen to disco.....http://www.youtube.com …?v=iUrzicaiRLU&​feature=kp

Woolburr wrote in post #16676523
I think if I had to listen to disco.....http://www.youtube.com …?v=iUrzicaiRLU&​feature=kp

I would say Abba was more pop than disco, though some of their songs did kinda go in that direction.