I'd love to see our Yellowstone, Oregon, and Nevada too...I'm just too far away and currently trapped in the ugliest place in the US right now. I do have Big Bend National Park 3 1/2 hours away (although I haven't had a chance to go there but once and that was for just over 24 hours), it's not as conventionally beautiful as Yellowstone or Yosemite, but it's beautiful in it's own way. And I definitely don't envy you guys your prices though.

I challenge your claim to living in the ugliest place in the US. I'm surrounded by mud/snow covered fields to the horizons. You're 3-1/2 hours to a gorgeous NP. I'm 3-1/2 hours from Chicago, which is a cool enough place, but it's no NP.:p
Here's a link (start from the back and work your way backwards since that's where more of the "landscape" pictures are) to an album I started shortly after moving here. Plus, if anyone is sneaking across your "border", they're fellow Americans. If you check a map, you'll see I'm 3 miles from Mexico, out in the Chihuahuan Desert. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of beautiful deserts, this just isn't one of them. 
