Dear Bozos,
One of you clowns forgot to put my battery door back on my camera when you "repaired" it. Put that clown in the Human Cannonball's cannon and fire him. I want my battery door back. In case you didn't know, the camera does not work if it does not have a battery door in much the same way that a clown's squeaky horn doesn't work without it's bulb. You can figure out which clown repaired my camera by the existence of a spare battery door stuck to the bottom of his big floppy clown shoes and the presence of drool at the corner's of the same clown's mouth.
Hugs and Kisses,
Bill
