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What's the punchline?

 
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Jul 07, 2015 05:52 |  #1

Life's too short for the whole joke.

just write the punchline.


.... and that's what she said.




  
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Jul 07, 2015 19:12 |  #2

Lt.... we usually use the camel to ride into town.


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Jul 07, 2015 23:45 |  #3

Phoenixkh wrote in post #17624086 (external link)
Lt.... we usually use the camel to ride into town.

I remember that one :-D :-P


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Jul 09, 2015 08:47 as a reply to  @ Phoenixkh's post |  #4

haha... :-D




  
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Jul 09, 2015 09:04 |  #5

he took a tern for the wurst.


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Jul 10, 2015 15:07 |  #6

"Son, go fetch your mother."


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Jul 10, 2015 15:20 |  #7

Then it hit me. :)


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Jul 11, 2015 14:52 |  #8

Unlike the passengers in his car...


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Jul 11, 2015 16:11 |  #9

Waiter: "Here you are. Two teas. Which one wanted the clean glass?"


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Jul 11, 2015 16:15 |  #10

Checking for bees.




  
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Jul 11, 2015 17:39 |  #11

If she finds her way back home, don't _____ her.


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Jul 11, 2015 18:26 |  #12

Its gonna squeeze your balls so tight, you will have one helluva headache!



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Jul 11, 2015 23:33 |  #13

Oh no, that's just ice cream.


The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:01 |  #14

Unbalanced wrote in post #17628514 (external link)
Oh no, that's just ice cream.

If that is the same joke of which I'm thinking.... I heard it: "nope... turkey and mayo."


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Jul 23, 2015 09:26 |  #15

A Japanese guy jumps out of the closet and yells " Supplies, supplies!"


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