Most of you are hitting way too close to home. I LOL'd at checking the cover of the B&W paper box - you learn that lesson the hard way so it sticks awhile.
The last time I moved about 20 years ago, I found a couple of rolls of Kodachrome 64 in my freezer. I don't know how long they had been in there.
I look at my Minolta and Canon SLR cameras bought new in the late 60's (that still work great with all their state-of-the-art lenses) with nostalgia of all the places we've been together. When I see them, I feel guilty that I don't take them with me anymore, left behind like an old dog that just can't keep up with the young dogs in the field. I still pick them up to make sure they're still clean and dry, caress them like the old dog, and put them back away.