Geez - where do i start.
In no particular order.
Had 1d2/16-35/580ex grabbed off my shoulder - would be thief dropped it then ran empty handed.
Body ok, flash had broken hotshoe, 16-35 broke just in front of the mount.
$400 repair
Had 400 f2.8 and 1D4 roll off the back seat into the footwell when i stopped suddenly.
Tweaked the locking pin so it wouldnt retract and i couldnt seperate lens and body.
Unknown repair cost
Had a bunch of security goons take 1d2 off me after i took a pic of their boss.
Boss grabbed one by the strap (potn/optech strap) and swing it around.
Body ok - flash hotshoe broke and launched the flash about 5m up and 10m across.
Flash still worked but battery door was damaged.
Unknown repair costs
Flash hit by netball.
Metal camera hotshoe broken, flash ok
$35 for new part (i fitted it, actually substituted the hotshoe off my personal mk2n)
Mk4 unlocked itself from a 300f2.8 and fell to the ground, hitting hotshoe first.
Camera seemed to work ok to finish the job, but the AF point display appeared as though they were all smooshed up into one corner.
New mirror box and top plate - unknown repair cost
Mk2N (my camera, not a work owned one)
Blown shutter at 52,000 clicks, 2 weeks out of warranty.
Replaced under warranty.
Mk2N
Blown shutter after a hard life working at a newspaper
Unknown repair cost
Thats all i can remember for now.