Sorry, there is no conspiracy. It's basic marketing.
The vast majority of buyers like you don't know much about optical design, and think the final truth is in lens charts. That's your "If it is great on a chart, then it must be great on real photos" myth.
Therefore some companies design low-cost lenses that are optimized for buyers like you. This allows saving money using cheap glass (i.e. crappy colors and purple/green fringing on out-of-focus areas), cheap coating (crappy colors and flare issues), low-performance AF, low-performance IS, bad performance with extenders, higher MTBF, et cetera.
You say Canon doesn't do this, but that's not true: Canon marketing knows there are lots of people like you, so they do have crappy lenses for sale.
Also, some third-party manufacturers are more serious than others in this regard. Zeiss is a good example.
Extra comedic value props to you for complaining about "low-performance AF, low-performance IS" and then talking about how Zeiss is more serious in that regard. That was especially entertaining.
I noticed that you didn't answer my question at all. I want to hear about lens design which according to you, I don't know much about so educate me. I want to know how you think lens manufacturers design a lens like a Volkswagen diesel engine that performs well on a test like a chart, but then performs poorly on a real world image thus giving soft images? Please try to stay on topic and not try to redirect and just answer the question this time.


