Wireless What?

(Humour)

I'm not very knowledgeable about studio lighting techniques - can any tell me what this is?

Ok, I'll ask. What is it?

A typo, I suspect

I've been groping for years. No wires required. Just grubby little paws.

If the place is illuminated with LEDs, the excuse for GROPING is lost, isn't it?!

alan_potter wrote in post #18462864
(Humour)

I'm not very knowledgeable about studio lighting techniques - can any tell me what this is?

(I'm not actually asking what it is...)

I'm going to take a guesstimation that the ad text should read "WIRELESS GROUPING"

Due to another line line about "6 Groups"

Wasn't the internet invented for wireless groping?

Bassat wrote in post #18462873
I've been groping for years. No wires required. Just grubby little paws.

Yea.......I prefer groping in person too. Much more fun.

All this groping reminds of a story I read in Stars & Stripes about 40 years ago. Seems a young female 2Lt took over as a Company Executive Office (XO) somewhere in Germany. One day shortly thereafter, the male company clerk complained formally to his Commanding Officer (CO) that the XO had groped him in a supply closet. My first reaction was, "Say what? Come again?" The story continued with the young man's complaint that she had repeatedly grabbed and fondled his 'gun'. Forty years later, I'm still not getting this. What exactly was he complaining about? Had that happened to me, the CO would never have found out about it, and I'd have been (hopefully) the XO's personal assistant. 1976 was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

So wireless groping is what the kids call it these days? It used to be undressing someone with your eyes.

PineBomb wrote in post #18463010
So wireless groping is what the kids call it these days? It used to be undressing someone with your eyes.

Sexting?

alan_potter wrote in post #18462868
A typo, I suspect

ESL marketing team with auto spell check.

Back in early nineties we didn't have this. But one fax machine and office general secretary with English. One day I became frustrated I taped the fax message by myself and faxed it to business partner company in France. I already learned English. Mostly by talking with business people.

Few days later office general secretary came and asked if I faxed it. After I told yes, she kind of smiled and told me what here is some difference in guy and gay word.

mdvaden wrote in post #18462942
I'm going to take a guesstimation that the ad text should read "WIRELESS GROUPING"

Due to another line line about "6 Groups"

I'm going to take a guesstimation that your text should read "Due to another line about 6 Groups"

Good job Alan, you earned that title.

This is my first time to see alan_potter on the forum.

Alan chance you are relayed to Col. Potter on M*A*S*H?