I don't know of any such package I'm afraid. The main reason is that it is very hard for a program to understand art and creativity. You mobile phone software almost certainly works on the basis of a few very simple criteria. "Are their eyes open", "are they smiling", "Is the landscape generally in focus", "is the thing that was being focused on, in focus?"
Unfortunately when you move onto more complex images (of the sort taken with DSLRs) where there may be intentionally out of focus areas due to DoF or motion blur. The software simply can't understand the creative intent for a particular image and thus can't evaluate it. They are also not good at pattern recognition, which is why Capture/Recapture software fools bots but not humans.
Human's, on the other hand, are very good at pattern recognition. It is how we can recognise someone walking two hundred yards down the road, even though we can't actually see them clearly/their facial details. Yes, culling is a pain in the arse but doesn't take too long if you trust your instincts. The key is to try and avoid "decision paralysis". Here's what I do....
Load a set of images in Lightroom and display the first one (Loupe view). If it is OK I press 1 (star rating), if it looks good/great press 3 (star rating), if it is out of focus/bad press X and then instantly on to the next one by pressing the arrow key. I DON'T look at each image in detail. This is an initial pass to get rid of the obviously bad images. If I have a burst of similar images I don't try to pick the best one (choose 1 from 6 = decision paralysis). Instead I pick the worst two/three. Flip back n forth through the burst a couple of times quickly, mark the worst ones with an X and then move on. Any difficult decisions - I postpone them. Keep moving forward, don't get bogged down.
When I get to the end of the first pass I Delete all the Xs.
Now I just have the 1 star and 3 star images.... so I filter to only show the 3 star images and I look through to see if I have enough images for my client/my own usage. If I do then I don't need to look at the 1 star images (I don't generally delete them). If I have a burst it is now a burst of three instead of six. It is much easier to choose the best of three compared to the best of six. Now you can return to the difficult images to study them, without being overburdened by the sheer mass of images you need to sort.
If I don't have enough 3s then look at the 1s. Are there some that may be a 2 star or even a 3 star with a judicious crop. If so do that until I have enough pictures. Job done - send to client/post for family to look at/whatever.
I now leave the remaining images for a week or two. Go and do something else/cull a different batch. I let myself get a little space between the images and the pressure of culling. I return to them with no need to do anything in particular. I can just look at them in a relaxed manner to see if there are any hidden gems that I overlooked (there often are). If so I process those and add them to my 3 star batch.