Disclaimer: Please do not read nor respond to this thread unless you are genuinely going to recommend an actual camera bag.
I'm looking for an inconspicuous bag for a D750 with two small primes (D750 with 24mm 2.8 attached, 50mm 1.8 and 85mm 1.8 plus spare battery).
I don't want it to scream "camera bag" as I will be traveling by subway day and night through rough neighborhoods in a big city known for it's high crime rate. I want easy access to the camera. I'm not worried about pickpockets, I'm worried about some thief or thugs trying to rob me because they think I am carrying an expensive item in the "camera bag". Of course, I won't access my camera on the train at any time. Train is only for transport purposes.
Any bag suggestions? Please, please, super pretty please don't respond with "get insurance, take an Uber/Lyft/Taxi, stop worrying about your equipment because it is only a tool, take a cheaper set up, etc." I am ONLY looking for bag recommendations, not travel advice. Please respond only if you have a bag recommendation; an actual bag you have used or know of that does not look like a camera bag.
I apologize for appearing rude, but I find it frustrating that every time I post (or others post) a request for a specific recommendation of an ITEM, several folks chime in with belittling, snippy, non-helpful comments. The rest of you folks are awesome and I value your opinions!

