ECC233 wrote in post #19067440
Jake
I just know that I am not going to like the answer, but I have to ask. You got stung 24 times. What were you doing for the last 23?
Running. At least for 22 of them.
So the story is, I was picking wild blueberries.
I found a really nice patch and was thinking I was going to get quarts of them when I heard the buzzing sound near me feet. I saw the wasp and the dock spider struggling, the sound of the wings in the pine nettles was terrifying, akin to a rattler (we got those on occasion too)
I grew up infatuated with nature shows, I had seen this exact battle in ultra low res B&W TV on "Wild Kingdom" as narrated by William Conrad, so I knew what was going on. I beat a hasty retreat.
Trouble was the blueberry picking was really bad elsewhere,. so after about an hour? (who knows in the mind of an eleven year old at the vacation spot in summer really?) I decided to try and move back into this magic blueberry patch. I saw no sign of the battle, and settled in. I was only at it for a few minutes when the first sting got me right in the bottom of my foot.
You see, I hadn't seen them anymore as the wasp had done what comes next, it had dragged the now paralyzed spider down it's own hole to lay the eggs. It was likely doing exactly that when I stood on the burrows' opening. A mother Pepsis wasp in the act of laying eggs, and I disturbed it.
The initial pain in my foot was unreal, blinding I thought I had stepped on a downed power line and a scorching red hot dagger at the same time!
Of course the immediate reaction of lifting my foot off of said source of leaking electricity, freeing mama wasp to continue the assault, next it was on my ankle,. and I got the 2nd jolt. By now I had pieced together what was happening, I was being stung by this terrifying TV wasp,. and the dock, and (hopefully?) safety of the lake were a few hundred yards away, so i ran. I ran right through the juniper bushes, right over all the stuff that a normal bare footed shorts wearing child would avoid, all the time feeling the pain tearing up my calves. I was moving so fast and so forcefully through those nettles I honestly though the new pain was the needles scratching my legs,. I was apparently becoming desensitized with the adrenaline rush. But the wasp was still there, I could feel it, liek it was bounding back and forth from one leg to the other. Why weren't the bushes swatting it off?!
I don't remember jumping into the lake, or pulling myself back out. The next thing I actively remember after that flight was sitting alone on the end of the dock with my legs dangling in the water in the hopes of cooling the burning. The pain was so bad I "came to" to find myself there. The dunk in the water hadn't been enough. I have no idea how long I had been sitting there when I "woke"
Each of the stings left a huge purple welt. Purple! Like crazy dead zombie flesh purple. (i didn't know what a zombie was yet) They were big, and easy to count. I was still sitting there counting the purple spots when my aunt and sister finally found me there. I could not bring myself to take my legs out of the water, as even submerged, they felt like they were burning up from the inside,.