PETITION for Chevy Impala upgrade to all features in Cadill

I think it is so unfair that GM should give people who spend more on a Cadillac better features than they give people who spend less on a Chevy. Car buyers of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your chains!!!

While we're at it, let's get my Tundra turned into a Lexus pickup.

You think that's bad, I took my 86 Kawasaki Ninja in to get it upgraded to a 2004 year model, and they said no! Can you believe it!

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Be glad they didn't. This way, you're 18 years closer to having a classic.

I want to upgrade my single cheeseburger to a Big Mac.

Thats an upgrade ?

LOL

I hadn't seen this thread before I made my Chevy Lumina to Chevy Corvette upgrade statement!

Don't it figure all the good sarcasm was allready taken!


In the meantime I have contacted "Hungry Man",.. I would like them to upgrade my three peices of fried chicken,.. pees, mashed potatoes and apple crisp...


..to the Lobster thermadore,.. lemon sauted asparagus tips,... farfalle tossed in an herb, white wine and butter sauce with truffles, and a baked Alaska!

Upgrade my Pentium 4 to a G5?

Nah.

JP Morgan, please pgrade eBay to STRONG BUY.

Many thanks in advance.

Oh, I could go on. Stringing it out.

Yes!,.

I just got off the phone with Alan Greenspan,.

I Informed him that I had about 14 names on a pettiton to have the 5 dollar bill upgraded to a 10 dollar bill,...


My confidence is high on this one folks so cross your fingers.

I just got off the phone with Continental. They are upgrading my Silver status to Platinum, which amongst us freaky flyers is the moral equivalent of turning water into wine.

And all I had to do is show them what might happen a la this thread if they don't give me something for nothing. Folded like a cheap ticket. 8)

That last post was the best i think-puts it all into perspective haha.
I must say though that the petition is not to get a 'big mac at a cheesburger price'...but to get the 'big mac ingredients in a cheesburger bun'...
Good idea but canon will never do it

ROFLMAO!

Just about the time I think this forum has been thrown off a cliff I read a refreshing thread that actually makes sense.

Please upgrade my Dakota into an H2 please. Yeah I know, different manufacturers, but it makes as much sense as anything (those 300D threads) else you read around here anymore.

Can I upgrade the wife? No amount of Photoshopping seems to help these days...

And might I add there seems to be very few of you petitioning for an upgrade of your 10D to a 1Ds (Would a firmware step-up fix that one)? Anyway, there's loyalty.