This happened today and I almost had to change my BVDs. I was shooting youth football today. It was half-time and I was talking to a couple people. This rather attractive blonde is standing close by. She turned around and said, "I bet you could see Mars with that lens." The guy I was talking to, who I have never met before, btw, looks at her and w/ a totally straight face said, "Nope, but he has some great shots of Uranus," (read: your anus). She just nodded and said, "Well, that's cool," and walked away. She was obviously not the local president of the Mensa chapter. I have never laughed that hard in my life. Something almost happened that hadn't happened since I was 6. I told my wife what was said and she died laughing, too.