I'm coming up to 15K posts, and I thought it was time I had a custom title under my name, to replace "Cream of the Crop". Pekka's given me the go ahead, so i'd like to hear all your suggestions!
The last custom title, given by CDS, was "Chatty Windbag", i'm looking for something a little more flattering! All suggestions will be considered 


Challenging to come up with a suggestion that does not include references to speed typing, verbosity or lack of a personal life
