I believe there will be tubes *and* a new Dell under the tree for mommy this year! My son always asks why I don't get any presents, so instead of telling him I'm a bad mommy I'll just buy myself some stuff!!
Yup, a good girl you musta been Crissa, way to go. 
Not sure how good I have been but I plan to do some hefty present buying for myself this year.
Oh, I get thumped by default every few minutes anyhow. She's used to me now. I misbehave to make her appear perfect, after all...
LOL, this has to be Bennett trait, I am constantly getting smacked by all the women in my life, and by the number or bruises I have, it must be too many. 
Crissa, I was wondering the same thing.
Jim, Oh, Jim...this is for you but you got to read it out loud to get the full affect:
Mary had a little lamb
Whose feet were black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he put!
Becky, my father beat you to the punch with this on almost 50 years ago, though it is funny to hear again. 
Funny how the ridiculously silly rhymes and songs stick with us forever, but I can't remember things from this morning. 
Remides me of another.
Up on the mountain
Where green is the grass
Down came a billy goat
Sliding on his overoat
Lame, huh?





